THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Memorial Day, Teeny Beanie Babies and the Brain from Planet
Clinton
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Friday, June 4, 1999
The Brain From Planet Clinton
Senator wannabe Hillary Clinton was in New York City again,
this time to give the commencement address at CUNY's City College. She
campaigned for more money for early education, saying that funding is
needed for "the early critical years when a child's brain is literally
being formed."
Meanwhile, she's still standing behind her husband's decision to
allow doctors stick puncture that literally forming brain and suck
it out into a sink.
Apparently, Hillary's education didn't include
the definitions of the words "literally" and "irony".
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, June 3, 1999
Teeny Beanie Babies Back at McDonald's
The latest round of Teeny Beanie Mania has hit McDonald's Restaurants
as collectors crowd the franchises.
Recently, Impeached President Clinton was spotted running into
a Beltway Golden Arches in a frenzy and asked for 20 cheeseburger
Happy Meals.
The woman behind the counter asked Mr. Clinton, "Which Beanie
Babies would you like, sir?"
The impeached president replied, "Beanie babies?"
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, June 2, 1999
Clinton's Memorial Day Celebration
Impeached President Clinton was torn this past Memorial Day with
the need to be seen honoring the military he loathes and having a big
backyard barbecue, but he was able to find a fitting compromise.
He decided to grill some ribs over the Eternal Flame.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, May 31, 1999
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
To all the men and women who served bravely,
to all the boys who went away and came back men,
to all the men who didn't come back
to all those who fought for my right to speak my mind
whenever and however I needed to,
THANK YOU
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