THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Austin Powers, New Holiday, Safe Distance and the "Legacy"
President
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current President.
Thursday, June 17, 1999
The "Legacy" President
To distinguish presidents, we like to stick a moniker on them, some
descriptor that sums up their time in office. Something like,
the "Education President" or the "Decifit President" or the
"Proliferation President". My guess for
Bill Clinton?
The "Vice" President.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, June 16, 1999
Safe Distance from Bill
V.P. Gore is expected to announce his candidacy for the U. S.
presidency today. In planning the announcement, Gore's handlers suggested
that he try to distance himself from the impeached president and all
his problems. The Veep asked how far he should go.
"That depends," the aide replied. "Do you prefer kangaroos or
penguins?"
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, June 15, 1999
"New" National Holiday
Impeached President Bill Clinton is very tired today. It seems that
someone marked up his calendar and he mistakenly thought yesterday was
"Shag" Day.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
... and when he found out his mistake, he signed an Executive Order
renaming it.
Monday, June 14, 1999
Austin Powers
Impeached President Bill Clinton was among the many moviegoers who
saw the new "Austin Powers" movie.
And I hear that after the movie, he bought a new shag carpet for
the Oval Office.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
V.P. Al Gore is worried about the popularity of "Austin Powers".
Of course, he thinks it refers to Texas governor George W. Bush.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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