THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Clinton Graffiti, Gore's Reading, Hillary's Vacation Activities and
Whats Up at Dreamworks
Warning: this page is currently for mature audiences. So is the
current President.
Thursday, June 24, 1999
Dreamworks Going Under?
There are news reports that Dreamworks, the Spielberg-Geffen-Katzenberg
studio, is having financial troubling and the partners will soon decide
whether or not to scrap the whole thing.
Bill Clinton is devastated. That means he'll soon be out of
two jobs.
[Submitted by C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, June 23, 1999
More Clinton Graffiti
Note: I'm updating this page despite being away on a business
trip (totally unrelated to this page). I dined last night at a fine
establishment where the patrons seemed to take pride in their creative
writing as displayed over nearly every square inch of the men's room
walls. I didn't hang around long enough to read it all -- it was a
men's room, for Pete's sake -- but some of the stuff was fun even if
somewhat old. I was surprised that much of it had a low gross-out
factor and the crudeness level was minimal. But one fine piece of
poetry reminded me of our dear impeached president, so I present it
here today.
This is NOT an invitation for
everyone to follow suit with their favorite graffiti.
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer
All night long
It was honor and offer.
[Submitted by C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, June 22, 1999
Gore's Reading Material
Afraid that Republicans will use his own Earth in the Balance
against him to label Al Gore the real "extremist" in this race,
V.P. Gore has decided to read everything he can on GOP candidates. So
far, he's gathered a large stack of magazines, mostly Forbes
and "W".
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, June 21, 1999
Clinton's Vacation
The folks in Martha's Vineyard can breathe sighs of relief because
it appears that the Clintons will not invade there on
vacation this summer. It seems that the Clintons feel that potential
New York voters might get confused at seeing their newest Yankee fan
recreating elsewhere.
So potential New York spots are being checked out that aren't too
trendy and that won't aggrevate the impeached president's allergies.
"Sources" say one spot in the running is Shelter Island.
A better, more fitting spot for these two might be Riker's Island.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Top Five New York Vacation Activities for the Clintons
5. Apple picking -- picking the Big Apple clean of
all big donations.
4. Hiking -- we'd all love it if the two of them would
take a hike.
3. Going over Niagara in a barrel.
2. Camping in the woods -- it's like being surrounded
by thousands of Al Gores.
1. Sailing up the Hudson without a paddle.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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