THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Cocaine, Street Walking and More
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Friday, August 27, 1999
Clinton's Cocaine Usage
Clinton claims he has never used cocaine. I wonder what his answer
would
have been if the question had been worded "snorted" instead of "used."
But
then again, that would depend on the definition of what "snorted" is.
[Philip D. Steffen, phil@psteffen.com]
Nursery Rhyme #8: Billy Had A Little
Lamb
Billy had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as "snow"
And considering how much Bill had done
He was the man to know.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, August 26, 1999
Clinton's Finances
Bill & Hillary are $5 million in debt but are looking at $2 million
homes
in Westchester County, NY. I wonder if their credit report is as accurate
as the Rose Law Firm billing records.
[Philip D. Steffen, phil@psteffen.com]
Wednesday, August 25, 1999
Bill Never Used Coke!
A spokesman for
Bill Clinton has announced that the impeached presidet
has never used Coke. And that goes for his entire life.
"Absolutely not," he said. "He's part of the Pepsi Generation."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, August 24, 1999
How Bill and Hillary Got Engaged
Do you know how Bill and Hillary first got engaged?
Hillary thought Bill was offering her, "Marriage, you wanna?"
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, August 23, 1999
Hillary, Street Walker
Drudge is reporting on a New York Times story
that the next phase of Hillary Clinton's Senate campaign will be to
take to the streets, literally. She'll stop "listening" and start
"street walks".
I didn't realize that she was that desperate for cash.
I hope she's careful because Mayor Guiliani frowns on that sort of
thing.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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