THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Cocaine, Street Walking and More

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Friday, August 27, 1999


Clinton's Cocaine Usage

Clinton claims he has never used cocaine. I wonder what his answer would have been if the question had been worded "snorted" instead of "used." But then again, that would depend on the definition of what "snorted" is.
[Philip D. Steffen, phil@psteffen.com]

Nursery Rhyme #8: Billy Had A Little Lamb

Billy had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as "snow"
And considering how much Bill had done
He was the man to know.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]


Thursday, August 26, 1999


Clinton's Finances

Bill & Hillary are $5 million in debt but are looking at $2 million homes in Westchester County, NY. I wonder if their credit report is as accurate as the Rose Law Firm billing records.
[Philip D. Steffen, phil@psteffen.com]


Wednesday, August 25, 1999


Bill Never Used Coke!

A spokesman for Bill Clinton has announced that the impeached presidet has never used Coke. And that goes for his entire life.
"Absolutely not," he said. "He's part of the Pepsi Generation."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]


Tuesday, August 24, 1999


How Bill and Hillary Got Engaged

Do you know how Bill and Hillary first got engaged?
Hillary thought Bill was offering her, "Marriage, you wanna?"
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]


Monday, August 23, 1999


Hillary, Street Walker

Drudge is reporting on a New York Times story that the next phase of Hillary Clinton's Senate campaign will be to take to the streets, literally. She'll stop "listening" and start "street walks".
I didn't realize that she was that desperate for cash.
I hope she's careful because Mayor Guiliani frowns on that sort of thing.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]


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