THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Bill's Alma Mater, Terrorists and More Housing Observations
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Thursday, September 2, 1999
Free the Terrorists!
Q: Why does Hillary want Bill to free the imprisoned
Puerto Rican Nationalists?
A: Guiliani has the law-and-order vote locked up, so
Hillary's going after the locked-up terrorist vote.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, September 1, 1999
More Housing Observations
Everyone knows that Linda Tripp was just in it for the money
... not like poor little Monica that she's renting for four
grand a month (that she's paying for with her new handbag website),
or like Bill who's after a $1.7 million home in
Chappaqua (that he's not paying for by selling egg rolls).
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
New York City Trivia:
Monica's moved into Greenwich, which in known in NYC as
"the Village".
Move a little further uptown, and you'll find yourself
in "Chelsea".
Move a bit further uptown, and you'll find yourself in "Clinton".
And for trivia buffs, before the Real Estate folks got to it,
"Clinton" had a different, and somewhat appropos, name: Hell's Kitchen.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, August 31, 1999
A Brain, A Heart, A Home, Where's Monica?
It's interesting that the Clintons are looking for a home in
Westchester. One might think they'd prefer to look for something
in Manhattan near Canal Street. Down in Chinatown.
[loc@exit109.com]
Another reason for the Clintons to move to Canal St: Bill could
be near Monica again. She just moved into her new place at
666 Greenwich St. I guess Monica wanted to "take the Village".
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
And to those who think that Clinton's the devil, take note
of Monica's new address . . .
Monday, August 30, 1999
Bill's Alma Mater Donation
Q: Did you hear that Bill Clinton had a huge donation to
Yale University?
A: He was very exciting when he received
a fundraising letter from the "Office for Alumni Affairs".
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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