THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
The House, Reno and 9-9-99
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Friday, September 10, 1999
Cisneros Cops a Plea
Henry Cisneros copped a plea, admitting that he lied to the FBI
during its recent investigation.
A spokesman for Cisneros said, "He was just trying to fit in
with the rest of the administration."
[C. J. Burke]
Impeached President Clinton was questioned about this
affair. Did anyone bother to put him under oath? Did he
laugh when they put him under oath? Did the prosecutors
just say, "Uh, never mind."?
Thursday, September 9, 1999
9 - 9 - 99
ANSWER: 9 - 9 - 99.
Question: What I would say if I were German and asked if I
wanted either Bill or Hillary to continue in office.
[C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, September 8, 1999
Forget the Emmy, Bring on the Reno!
The Women's Bar Association of the District of
Columbia gives out an award
called the Janet Reno Torchbearer Award (I kid you not on
this). And this
year Secretary of State Maddie Albright won the Janet Reno Torchbearer
Award
(again this is true). Her spokesperson denied that Albright got the
award
for having Wacoed Kosova and Serbia.
[Bill Feeney, bfeeney@NOTfloodlight-findings
(delete NOT to email)]
Tuesday, September 7, 1999
One Last House Joke
Now that the Clinton's have purchased their $1.7 million
home, and even put 20% down on it, let's have one last take on the
subject:
A friend of mine says he's found the ideal "Big House" for
Bill & Hillary. It's even called "The Big House". Or, "Sing-Sing".
[Talkback@TheData.net]
Monday, September 6, 1999
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
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