THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Aguilera, New Year's Churches, Hillary & Homeless,
Gore & Guards, Forgive & Forget and Lots of Love
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Friday, December 3, 1999
Al's Autobiography?
coming soon to Amazon.com from the father of the Internet
"Love Story to Love Canal - It's All About Love:
the Albert Gore Story"
[C. J. Burke]
Thursday, December 2, 1999
Forgive & Forget
In Europe last week, Bill Clinton urged the Serbs and Kosovars to
forgive and forget their past differences so that they could worked
together to build a better and brighter future.
Then he hurried back home to the states so he could pounce on all
those lousy Republicans in Election 2000.
[C. J. Burke]
Forgive & Forget, Part II
Drudge is reporting that this story is about break wide open:
Hillary's divorcing Bill as soon as he's out of office.
Anyone turning the other cheek in that household will likely
have it slapped.
[C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, December 1, 1999
Hillary & the Homeless
While in New York City yesterday, Hillary criticized Mayor Guiliani
on the problem of the homeless in New York City.
When asked for a comment, Rudy replied, "So does Mrs. Clinton have
a place to stay while she's in the city?"
[C. J. Burke]
Gore & his Guard
Al Gore has denied that while in Viet Nam he had personal
bodyguards looking after him.
In truth, they were forest rangers.
[anonymous, heard on a radio call-in show]
Tuesday, November 30, 1999
New Year's Eve Plans for the First Couple
According to a spokesperson for Hillary Clinton, the First Couple
will be apart for the start of the year 2000. Mrs. Clinton, starting
her Senate campaign, will try to find an appropriate function in New
York City. Because Times Square would be a security nightmare, a
more suitable location, such as the Cathedral of St. John the Divine,
will be sought.
And according to Hillary, Bill has found religion to and she believes
that he will be spending the evening in North Carolina. She overheard
Bill saying that he'd "love to do
Charlotte Church".
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, November 29, 1999
Christine Aguilera To Do the White House
It's been announced that singer star Christine Aguilera will perform
at the White House. Naturally, there will be chaperones present. One for
Miss Aguilera, and several more for the president.
[C. J. Burke]
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