THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Love Canal, Pearl Harbor, Cpl Cue Ball, Saturday Morning and
Bill & Hil
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Friday, December 10, 1999
Hillary vs. Bill
Hillary Clinton has distanced herself from her husband, declaring
that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" doesn't work.
Actually, it worked fine until Monica came along.
[C. J. Burke]
Thursday, December 9, 1999
Cpl. "Cue Ball" Carville
Do you know why Chester Carville likes to be called "Cpl. Cue Ball"?
Because when he was a kid, his daddy use to tell him,
"James, you're as sharp as a cue ball."
[C. J. Burke]
The Bill Clinton Joke-of-the-Day Page thinks it is time for the
good "corporal" to get a promotion. How about "Sgt. Cleghorne Carville"?
That has a certain Southern ring to it.
Wednesday, December 8, 1999
Clinton's Favorite Saturday Morning Shows
10. "Mr. Potato-Hea" (totally convertible and interchangeable)
9. "Bubba Beyond"
8. "Drugrats"
7. "Snuggle Bunnies" (on the Playboy channel)
6. "Draggiballs See"
5. "Sailors Mooned"
4. "Little Bare with Friends"
3. "Hercoolie"
2. "Chinamanics"
1. "Pokemonica"
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, December 7, 1999
A Day That Will Live in Infamy
Today is the 58th anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor, which
was declared, "a day that will live in infamy".
This infamous date, however, is largely ignored by the public nowadays.
Why? No one knows. It could be because education in this country is
slipping greatly. It could be apathy for anything remotely
militarily-related . . .
Or it could just be that there have been so many infamous days in
the last seven years that no one can keep tract of them all any more.
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, December 6, 1999
Father of Love Canal
Al Gore has claimed that he's the father of Love Canal.
Waitaminute! I thought that was Bernard Lewinsky.
[anonymous]
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