THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Love Canal, Pearl Harbor, Cpl Cue Ball, Saturday Morning and Bill & Hil

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Friday, December 10, 1999


Hillary vs. Bill

Hillary Clinton has distanced herself from her husband, declaring that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" doesn't work.
Actually, it worked fine until Monica came along.
[C. J. Burke]


Thursday, December 9, 1999


Cpl. "Cue Ball" Carville

Do you know why Chester Carville likes to be called "Cpl. Cue Ball"?
Because when he was a kid, his daddy use to tell him,
"James, you're as sharp as a cue ball."
[C. J. Burke]

The Bill Clinton Joke-of-the-Day Page thinks it is time for the good "corporal" to get a promotion. How about "Sgt. Cleghorne Carville"? That has a certain Southern ring to it.


Wednesday, December 8, 1999


Clinton's Favorite Saturday Morning Shows


10. "Mr. Potato-Hea" (totally convertible and interchangeable)
9. "Bubba Beyond"
8. "Drugrats"
7. "Snuggle Bunnies" (on the Playboy channel)
6. "Draggiballs See"
5. "Sailors Mooned"
4. "Little Bare with Friends"
3. "Hercoolie"
2. "Chinamanics"
1. "Pokemonica"
[C. J. Burke]


Tuesday, December 7, 1999


A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Today is the 58th anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor, which was declared, "a day that will live in infamy".
This infamous date, however, is largely ignored by the public nowadays. Why? No one knows. It could be because education in this country is slipping greatly. It could be apathy for anything remotely militarily-related . . .
Or it could just be that there have been so many infamous days in the last seven years that no one can keep tract of them all any more.
[C. J. Burke]

Monday, December 6, 1999


Father of Love Canal

Al Gore has claimed that he's the father of Love Canal.
Waitaminute! I thought that was Bernard Lewinsky.
[anonymous]


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