THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Gays, Kisses, Liberals & Conservatives, Medical Marijuana and
the Clinton Mambo
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current President.
Friday, December 17, 1999
How Can You Tell a Liberal from
a Conservative
Q: How can you tell a Liberal from a Conservative?
A: A liberal believes that there's a sexual predator on the Supreme Court.
A conservative knows there's one in the Oval Office.
Conservatives deny the Justice Thomas is a pervert.
Liberals point to the economy.
[C. J. Burke]
And, interestingly, Conservatives deny the Justice Thomas is a
pervert. Liberals point to the economy.
Thursday, December 16, 1999
Hillary and the Kiss
The Top Five Reasons Hillary Kissed the Wife of Yasser Arafat
5. Bill kisses strange women all the time and
no one makes a big deal about it.
4. Rudy was getting too much press and she had to
do something.
3. She had been daydreaming about Tom Cruise at
the moment . . . or maybe about Nicole Kidman.
2. It was really the kiss of death.
1. What the hey, she was kind of cute!
[C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, December 15, 1999
Al Gore and Medicinal Marijuana
V.P. Al Gore statedon TV a couple of nights ago that he favors the
use of medicinal marijuana.
Got a pain in the joints? Get a joint for the pain.
Dang! Stubbed my toe again . . . gotta go light up!
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, December 14, 1999
The Clinton Mambo
(feel free to sing along...)
A little bit of Hillary, she's my wife.
She's the one who runs my life.
A little bit of Monica in her thong.
Inappropriate? No, it was wrong.
A little bit of Willey, oh, she cried
In the closet when her husband died.
A little Miss America Elizabeth Ward
Can't be subpeonaed while she's abroad.
A little Juanita made me gape
I gave her ice and she said "Rape"
Jane Doe No. 5.
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, December 13, 1999
Hillary and the Gays
Even after denouncing as a failure her husband's Gays in the Military
policies, the organized Irish homosexuals in New York are still in a tizzy.
Hillary Clinton has indicated that she would love to march in New York
City's St. Patrick's Day Parade, a parade which has denied homosexuals
to march as a group as a matter of policy.
When informed of the situation, an embarrased Mrs. Clinton could only
say of the policy that she didn't ask and nobody told.
[C. J. Burke]
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