THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Post-Christmas Pre-New-Years Week!
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Wednesday, December 29, 1999
Bi-Centennial Man
The producers of the recently-released movie Bi-Centennial
Man, disappointed with the box office revenue, are considering a
new ad campaign:
"Inspired by the life story of Al Gore . . .
"
Tuesday, December 28, 1999
A Clinton Family Reunion
With their separate agendas taking them separate ways often,
it was nice that the Clintons were able to get back together for
the holidays. In fact, Hillary thought it would be great to
surprise her husband when she returned home.
When asked if Mrs. Clinton had missed her husband
much, a spokesperson replied, "Just a little -- the first vase
was off to the left and a little low, but the rest of the things
she threw were right on target."
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, December 27, 1999
Top Five Things Bill Clinton Wanted for Christmas
But Didn't Get
5. A new Bible to wave at the cameras every Sunday.
4. Gift certificates to Hooters.
3. Hillary in New York.
2. A third term . . . and a fourth . . . and a . . .
1. Something that really filled those stockings
right.
[C. J. Burke]
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