THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVES

1998 Archives

Note: As of January 1, 1998, this page will no longer be updated. The complete Joke of the Day Archive listing can be found here.

December 28-30, 1998 Christmas Gifts, Waxy Buildup, and The China Connection
December 24-25, 1998 Merry Christmas
December 21-23, 1998 Desert Fox, Future History, Breaking Bread and Poetry
December 14-18, 1998 Impeachment Week: Education, Software, Desert Fox and more
December 7-11, 1998 Railroad, Stains, the 82nd Question and Infamy
November 30-December 4, 1998 Hitchcock, Pardons and the LaBella Memo
November 23-27, 1998 Thanksgiving and Shakespeare
November 16-20, 1998 Loose Lips, Chutzpah, etc.
November 9-13, 1998 Veterans Day, Friday the 13th, Jay Leno: Republican, and more
November 2-6, 1998 Election Week: More with Gore and Glenn and What Bill Yanked
October 26-30, 1998 Halloween with Gore, Glenn, Paula and Bill
October 19-23, 1998 National Character Counts Week (if you can believe it)
October 12-17, 1998 Clinfinitions(tm), Nightmare, Card Games and Bonds
October 59, 1998 Cartoons, Disneyworld, Road Trips, Tonight Show and the Gap
Sept 28 - Oct 2, 1998 The 10 Commandments, Ben & Jerry, Carville, Interns and Sex
Sept 25, 1998 Hillary and Schumer and More Punchlines
Sept 21 - 24, 1998 Lie Detectors, Smoking Guns, Cigars, Baseball and Popular Punchlines
Sept 14 - 18, 1998 Limericks, Pigs, Lion Kings and Readers Jokes
Sept 7 - 11, 1998 Gambling with his Future and Other Jokes
August 31-Sept 4, 1998 Fall Season, Russia, Democrats Turning, and the Teletubbies
August 24-28, 1998 Clinton's Speech and a lot of Cigar Jokes
August 17-19, 1998 Vacation: no jokes.
August 3-7, 1998 Typos and DNA and Giblert & Sullivan
July 27-31, 1998 Jerry Falwell, Mike McCurry, Happy for Monica, Limericks and more
July 20-24, 1998 Starrs! Movies; NYC Cops, Prostitutes, and Porn, Wet T-Shirts, Jerry Springer and so much more
July 13-17, 1998 "Gee, Chief Justice Rehniquist!", Hillary Happenings, the Party Line, and Capt. Ahab
July 6-10, 1998 China, Fundraising and Nina Burleigh
June 29-July 3, 1998 Dangerous Jobs, Deadbeat Dads, Peking Duck, and Carl from Oyster Bay
June 22-26, 1998 Democrat Tax Hikes, Gore, Carville and Tobacco
June 15-19, 1998 Fatherhood, the X-Files, and the Tax Code
June 8-12, 1998 Submit Graciously, Tobacco, Korean State Dinner and more
June 1-5, 1998 Scandals, the Secret Secret and other bad news
May 26-29, 1998 Godzilla May Have Eaten Pit Bulls In Indonesia
May 25, 1998 Memorial Day -- No joke.
May 18-23, 1998 Seinfeld, Kennedy, Scandals, the Chinese and more
May 11-15, 1998 Dr. Hillary, Miss Universe, Sinatra and more
May 4-8, 1998 Watergate, Watergate, Watergate . . . and Other Stuff
April 27 - May 1, 1998 Rubber, Glue, Presidential Plagiarism and Apologies, Teen Pregnancy and the President's Staff
April 20-24, 1998 Waco, Slots, Earth Day and Nixon
April 13-17, 1998 Easter, Interns, Taxes and Race
April 6-10, 1998 Clinton Stops Smoking, Leaks, Assault Weapons and Paula
March 30-April 3, 1998 More Africa Less Paula
March 23-27, 1998 The A-cad-emy Awards and Africa
March 16-20, 1998 John Travolta, Asking For It and St. Patrick's
March 9-13, 1998 McDougal, Screwdrivers, Ins and Outs and Buddy Gets Neutered
March 2-6, 1998 Books, Debutantes, Obeying the Law, Time Magazine and Dan Quayle
February 23-28, 1998 Disney, Devils, and Skiing
February 16-20, 1998 Valentine's Day, President's Day and Other Stuff
February 9-13, 1998 Sex Scandal: Week Four!
February 2-6, 1998 Sex Scandal: Week Three!
January 26-30, 1998 Sex Scandal: Week Two!
January 21-24, 1998 Sex Scandal: Week One!
January 20, 1998 The Clinton Investment Portfolio
January 19, 1998 Overheard at the Clinton Deposition
January 16, 1998 Bill Clinton's Virility
January 15, 1998 New Raises for "ER"
January 12-14, 1998 Columbo: The Case of the Foster Suicide
January 5-9, 1998 Clinton's New Year Resolutions

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