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1999 Archives

December 27 - 29, 1999 Post-Christmas Pre-New-Years Week!
December 20 - 24, 1999 Christmas Week!
December 13 - 17, 1999 Gays, Kisses, Liberals & Conservatives, Medical Marijuana and the Clinton Mambo
December 6 - 10, 1999 Love Canal, Pearl Harbor, Cpl Cue Ball, Saturday Morning and Bill & Hil
Nov 29 - Dec 3, 1999 Aguilera, New Year's Churches, Hillary & Homeless, Gore & Guards, Forgive & Forget and Lots of Love
November 22 - 26, 1999 Thanksgiving Week: Scandals, Pardons, Slogans and more
November 15 - 19, 1999 Clinton, Pokemon, Drew Barrymore, Human Rights, Evil Men and Millionares
November 8 - 12, 1999 Veterans Day, Interns, Mortgages, Millionaires and Arkancide
November 1 - 5, 1999 Election Day, Clinfinitions(tm), "zeppa" males and the new New Yorker
October 25 - 29, 1999 Hillary's Birthday and Monica's Halloween Problems
October 18 - 22, 1999 Loans, Golfing in the Rain, Reform, Libaries and Bullfrogs
October 11 - 15, 1999 Giving Thanks for a Lewinsky on Columbus Day in France While Scoring in a Subway Series
October 4 - 8, 1999 Gore Stumbles, Mattel Stumbles, Gore Doesn't Want to Be Prez, Trump Does, and Problems in the West Wing
Sept 20 - Oct 1, 1999 Vetoed Tax Cuts, Hillary and Dung, Vocal Problems and Gary Bauer
September 20 - 24, 1999 Traffic Jams, Disaster Relief, Lockhart's Stories, and Now That You Mansion It . . .
September 13 - 16, 1999 Hillary, the Senate, FALN, Guns, and the Weather
September 6 - 10, 1999 The House, Reno and 9-9-99
Aug 30 - Sep 2, 1999 Bill's Alma Mater, Terrorists and More Housing Observations
August 23 - 27, 1999 Cocaine, Street Walking and More
August 16 - 20, 1999 Elvis, House Hunting, Johnny Chung, Al Gore Grasping at Iowa Straws and Listening
August 8 - 13, 1999 Hillary's Roots, Her Codename, Ivan Duda, Executive Orders and the Solar Eclipse
August 2 - 6, 1999 Hillary TALKs, Monica Flips and Bill's Trapped Between Two Women!
July 26 - 30, 1999 Nudestock, Flag Flap, Raising a River and Yankees & Indians
July 19 - 23, 1999 A Perfect Game, Apollo 11 and Clinton Avenue
July 12 - 16, 1999 Hillary Slips, Soccer Scores, and Watch out for that Eagle!
July 6 - 9, 1999 Senators and Soccer
Week of June 28, 1999 Fun From Feeney
June 21 - 24, 1999 Clinton Graffiti, Gore's Reading, Hillary's Vacation Activities and What's Up at Dreamworks
June 14 - 18, 1999 Austin Powers, New Holiday, Safe Distance and the "Legacy" President
June 7 - 11, 1999 Euthanasia, Mental Illness, Number One Yankee Fan, the International Joke
May 31 - June 4, 1999 Memorial Day, Teeny Beanie Babies and the Brain from Planet Clinton
May 24 - 29, 1999 Presidential Pay Raise, Retirement, Charlton Heston Gun Jokes and Hillary in New York (parts I & II)
May 17 - 21, 1999 The Clinton Virtual Reality Library, Gun Control, Star Wars and Clinton Nicknames
May 10 - 14, 1999 China, Guns, Jesse, Slobo and the First Lady
May 3 - 7, 1999 Cinco de Mayo, Ladies of Spain, Amy Fisher, Job Satisfaction and Out of Ammo?
April 26 - 30, 1999 New Gun Provisions, Do As I Say, Clinton's "Strategy", Sex and Sneezing, and More Bad News for Bill
April 19 - 23, 1999 Rats in Washington, Exotic Dancers in Florida, Hillary in NYC, O.J., Gore, Earth Day and Secretaries Week
April 5 - 16, 1999 Italian President, Clinfinitions(tm), New Solar System and More!
March 29 - April 2, 1999 Melissa Virus, Monica Virus, Bill's Diary & Military Strategy & April Fools
March 22-26, 1999 Bombs Away and Through History With Al Gore (I, II and III)
March 15-19, 1999 St. Pat's, Harleys, Baseball and Gambling
March 8-12, 1999 RIP DiMaggio & Kubrick, Creating the Internet, Splitsville and Monica's Book Titles
March 1-4, 1999 Ski Vacations, Barbara Walters and Gloria Gaynor
February 22-26, 1999 Animal Rights, Dying Dogs, and Support for Jaunita
February 15-19, 1999 Post-Impeachment President's Week
February 8-12, 1999 Byrd, Charlie "Crack" Schumer, and Gutless Republicans
February 1-5, 1999 Super Bowl, Groundhog's, Victoria's Secret, Playboy and Getting It Over With
January 25-29, 1999 Walking Apostle Wreaking Havoc in St. Louis in Closed-Door Sessions -- It's Feul for Thought
January 18-22, 1999 Buffalo, Buildings, Bosses and King
January 11-15, 1999 Impeachment, Paula, Olympic Graft, etc
January 4-8, 1999 Resolutions, Methodology, Paternity and TV Coverage
January 1, 1999 HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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