Are They Kidding?

The following is an excerpt from Richard Cohen's column, published in the New York Post on Wednesday, January 15, 1997. Cohen, not a favorite of mine at all, is one of the commentators that usually provides the ideological balance for the rest of the Post's Op-Ed ensemble.

Someone using a police-style scanner intercepted a conference call from Newt Gingrich to a bunch of other guys in red ties. A tape was made and a Democratic congressman gave it The New York Times.

To Democrats, the conversation proved that Gingrich had reneged on his promise not to politicize the findings of the ethics committee. To me, it proved something entirely different: Congressional Democrats have lost their minds.

On the question of whether Gingrich reneged on his deal with the ethics committee, the transcript is less than certain. On the question of whether it matters any to you and me, the transcript offers no clue.

As to whether the issue is so serious it warrants or excuses what is, at least, dirty pool, the transcript is resoundingly clear. Congressional Democrats swung at Gingrich, but have hit below the belt.

The Washington Post said "numerous federal laws make such eavesdropping a felony" and already numerous Republicans have asked the feds to investigate.

They are justified in doing so, for the matter has now turned from whether Gingrich was unethical in defense of his unethical behavior to something that concerns you an me: our civil liberties. It is neither polite nor legal to eavesdrop on someone else's phone conversation.

In a way, the leaking of the phone conversation -- it was Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio), whose conversation was taped -- represents what you might call the Gingrichization of Washington.

When the current speaker was a mere legislative brat, he made it his obsessive goal to bring down Speaker Jim Wright of Texas -- a Democrat and just a little bit shady. Gingrich's aim was not just to clean up Washington, but also -- primarily -- to run the democrats out of town.

Now the Democrats are doing something similar. You could argue that much that is momentous hinges on getting rid of Gingrich and, maybe, the Republican majority. But the fight seems petty nevertheless.

I'm no Gingrich fan, but funneling tax-exempt funds to political endeavors puts no money in his pocket and pales next to Teapot Dome or Iran-Contra. It hardly justifies an invasion of privacy.

Once, scandals were about outright crimes or outrageous behavior. Watergate was serious -- a burglary, a cover-up, obstruction of justice, perjury and a President disgracing himself and his office by, if nothing else, the petty meanness of his mind and the ugliness of his tongue. Other scandals have been about money -- bribes, graft, extortion, that sort of thing.

But the current scandals seem more about positioning for partisan advantages than any crime Boos Tweed would recognize. Gingrich himself is the personification of the phenomenon. He has admitted to wrongdoing, but the infraction is technical in nature -- something to do with the IRS code.

Covering that up is, of course, different matter and goes to important questions about honesty. But the original infraction warrants little more than an ethical parking ticket.


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