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November 17, 2004

Headline from the Future

President Appoints Self to Cabinet Position

The resignation of Donald Rumsfeld has long been anticipated, however in a bold move today, President Bush has nominated himself to be Secretary of Defense. At a press conference in the Rose Garden Bush said, “I’ve known George for more than fifty years. He has always been loyal and I know I can trust him. Besides, the inner circle was just tapped out.”

Posted by dme at November 17, 2004 08:08 PM

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