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The Fourth Letter

Sym, Master of Plaster
The Tower of the Raven
Formerly of the Cheerful Swamp, Gaynlith 00001
Phlegmmonth 97, some-year

Lord Aramen Saren
The Big Keep
Sareny

Dear Lord of Pestilent Pies;

Aaaaaaauuuuuggggghhhhhh! Aaaahh, aaaaaaauugghhhh, ooooooaaaauuugghh! Oh! Ah! Waaahh! NNooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sorry, just needed to get that off my che ... NO! GO AWAY! They just won't leave me alone. Why can't I understand them? Why is his head flat? Why ask why?

The sun rose past his nostrils, igniting the penguin into a thousand wondrous, nauseous colors. The dog growled. I bring you the truth.

Aramen, why don't you visit me anymore. I have news for you. You must release the statue. It is a cruel jest you play on the statue. Release it soon, or the consequences will be intolerable.

slobberingly yours,

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Sym, Lord of the Ether-Worms

P.S. - Remember, extreme curiosity seriously maimed the scruffy-tongued hobbit.
P.P.S. - Durk wobbledity furn geisty, frump gratty dup kloo?

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