Sym . . .

The name strikes fear into many, dazed confusion into others. His intentions are unknown, his actions peculiar, his mannerisms obscure. Little has been seen of Sym lately; perhaps he's dead? In any case, he is immortalized in writing by Fantus Pug, sometime friend and nuisance. Sym has also authored several letters to Aramen Saren.

The Quotes

• Curiosity maimed the hobbit.
• They always look for elves under the beds! Don't you know that!!!??
• You downgrade into dog years, go across the marsupial line, then transform them into human years, but your still fucking old!
• I don't care what the spell says, I ain't swallowing a live carp!
• BUUUUUUUURRRP!
• "We'll think later," he said as he points his finger to the sky.
• Oh well, fish and chicken both have wings.
• The Plot Thickens.
• The gods throw fits and warcattle
• Now tell them to fill their pockets full of rats, go to the corner, and play with themselves.
• Centurion, Slay Him.
• Yulifantikal, Yulifantikal, Yulifantikal, ...