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The Twelve Days of Slaughter
On the first day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the second day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the third day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the fourth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the fifth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the sixth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the seventh day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
seven flayed gnomes,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the eighth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
eight mangled fighters,
seven flayed gnomes,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the ninth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
nine damned paladins,
eight mangled fighters,
seven flayed gnomes,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the tenth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
ten tortured clerics,
nine damned paladins,
eight mangled fighters,
seven flayed gnomes,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the eleventh day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
eleven legless bards,
ten tortured clerics,
nine damned paladins,
eight mangled fighters,
seven flayed gnomes,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
On the twelfth day of slaughter, dear Orcus gave to me,
twelve gutted druids,
eleven legless bards,
ten tortured clerics,
nine damned paladins,
eight mangled fighters,
seven flayed gnomes,
six rotting rangers,
five impaled thieves,
four carved-up dwarves,
three trampled mages,
two headless elves,
and a hobbit in a thorn bush.
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