From: Iconoclast i started this fanfic because Eddie wanted to do a fanfic with A-ko and B-ko in the bunny suits without turning it into a lemon (Hentai flick that is, not poorly written). I sent him a copy and wished him luck at completing it. Still no reponce. Everyone get on his case about finishing it. Enclosed is "Unfinished Fanfic", originally titled "Restraunt A-ko" Iconoclast, now starting work on a diffrent A-ko story. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lepton recreational ship floated above planet Even in geosynchronous orbit, opposite it's moon Odd. The constant rotating of a planet below was too much for some guests to the restaurant Jurai, but a stationary orbit with the planet was appreciated by those who would develop motion sickness easily. Today was Galvanized day, and the restaurant was filled with customers. After the Lepton military conquered the galaxy one century ago, a holiday was declared, so everyone would remember the event. "I'll have a white wine and Kempta, well done." "Waitress, there's something swimming in my water!" "Waitress, there's nothing swimming in my water!" "You call this rare?! It's not even squealing." "...and then I sold that moon, you know the one with the..." "I'm so sorry. Please, let me clean it... Oh, I'm so sorry, the doctors can stitch that back on, though." "I need fifteen plates of squid, extra raw, for the Aquarian ambassador, and hurry." "When I was a kid, robo-waiters didn't explode like that. You could..." "Would you quit eating my son! Your dinner will be here shortly." Head waitress Ayumi was struggling to keep the place from falling apart, "Starleaf, party of ten. Right this way please." She was always cordial with guests but, was quickly on her way to a nervous breakdown. "Oh, I just love those bunny outfits. Can I get one, please?" Napolipolita, Princess C-ko's nursemaid, frowned on her ward. "That would be most undignified, princess. You should always wear something elegant. As your position dictates." C-ko just pouted and tried to look sad. There was nothing she could do. Being a princess was a royal pain. Secret service agent D just ate her Calamari and waited for trouble. "I'll be right there" Biko told her customers. "Wait a minute Biko, I get the Lepton table today, remember?" Eiko informed her. "You won't steal my tips!" Biko smiled and said "OK, I'll trade you for that table. He's always a big tipper." Eiko looked over and growled "The Larusian! He's got fifty tentacles and is more Hentai than space-pirate Moriboshi. No way! I'd rather serve Vogons. I'm not trading. That's my table!" The Larusian just smiled. Biko was already up the stairway to the Lepton dining area, Eiko hot on her heals. "What may I get for you today?" Eiko interupted "You can't do this, this's my table." Biko whispered "I'll pay you then. Just back off." "No way! Go back and serve your guests or..." "Or what? Just try something and..." "Stop fighting!" Princess C-ko yelled. The whole ship went silent, waiting for the leptonian princess to declare a punishment. "Please." "Share-zies?" Biko asked. "Share-zies." Eiko answered. Ume walked over and said, "I'll take the Larusian table Biko. Come on Ine." "Why me?" she asked. "Because I can only keep back twenty tentacles." Ume replied. Ine just moaned and followed. "I want ice cream and cookies and ..." "Princess C-ko! You must be dignified and proper. No candy during dinner, you know that." C-ko pouted again, "Then can I get to wear a cute bunny costume like them?" she asked again. "She'll have the Lac'du Lok and Royal Beezos Jelly. With some Sour and more Sour sauce. Also fried locusts and broiled cabbit." Eiko cringed, how could anyone eat Beezos Jelly? That poor little girl. Did that woman know where the stuff comes from? Eiko Magami was from Thanatos, a world with a gravity twenty times that of Earth or Alpha Cygni. This great gravity came not from it's size, but from the ultra dence planet itself. Rocks, plants, even the Thanites themselves, were far more dence than anywhere else in the galaxy. They were the strongest opposers of the Lepton Conquest. Thanite warships, while lacking the energy shields of the Lepton Navy, as well as having inferior weapons, were still tough enough to beat back the Leptons with only minor damage. They would have stopped the expansion efforts if not for their planet blowing up. Thanatos, it seems, was too dence a planet to last very long. The interior of the planet collapsed on itself and caused the place to break apart. The Leptons were quick to enslave the Thanite survivors. (and there were a lot.) They also were quick to develop restraining bracers to keep the Thanites from smashing anything they touched. These bracers worked, often. >Smash< "Whadda you mean 'Help Mari in the kitchen'? This is my table and I'll serve the guests." Eiko yelled, next to the now crushed table. "My dinner!" "Mari needs help and we want our best waitress working the Royal Lepton table. That means you work the kitchen." "You're our best waitress? That's a laugh, If you didn't steal my table, we'd have plenty of help, why don't you work the kitchen?" "My pasta is all over the place." the customer begins crying. "We want to present our best face to the customer. That's why we're putting you behind the scenes. So no one has to look at you." Asa looked on, "Oh, no. We have a problem now." "Who'd want to look at your ugly mug? Besides the Larusian, that is." Biko adds. "How dare you!" Eiko yells as she takes a swing at Biko. Eiko is of course, the daughter of the famous mutant Thanite, Guardiator. His powers of telekentic flight, Power breath, Heat vision and near invulnerablity, have made him a hero throughout the galaxy. Eiko's mother is the equally famous, Mega Miss. Her magically granted powers allow her to fight crime and injustice anywhere she goes. Indeed, she's a well liked and makes every Thanite proud. Eiko however, is just a normal Thanite. Which still makes her a hundred times as powerful as any human. Biko lifts her necklace up and powers her shield just in time. However, she's still thrown across the dining room. "Quisinart Blades, FIRE!" Several small, super sharp blades shoot out at Eiko. Jumping into the air she lands on a table and begins throwing dinner plates at Biko. Each is pulverized against the thick crystaline floor. Biko's power armor flashes to life, helping her dodge the ceramic projectiles. "Kentic Punch!" as a burst of energy smashes the table Eiko stands on. "Quit Fighting!" C-ko yells, her body glowing with strange blue energies. "No more fighting!" "Princess, please." Napolipolita begs. "Remember what happened at Rigel? You don't want that to happen again." Biko Daitokuji was the daughter of the rich and powerful Hikaru Daitokuji. The Lepton conquest was tough on Earth, one of the planets found after the famous war of Lepton Unity. The planet may have been passed over completely if not for a stray radio message sent off by a SETI scientist working overtime. Hikaru however was the kind of man who could work the system best to his benefit. He embraced the Lepton occupation, since the alternative was planetary bombardment for the rest of his life.