A SpamFic gives a screwball answer to the question "Why does that always happen in this Anime?" The characters are taken for a quick dance through the topic and wind back up in essentially the same situation as they started, with nothing resolved.
Here are a sample of the SpamFics I've annoyed the FFML with.
| At the gate | Why doesn't she like me? |
| Her Choice | After the "Battles", B-ko considers a procedure. |
| Vampire Princess C-ko | "D-don't die A-ko. Don't die before you tell me what's happened to C-ko!" |
| All Wet | why is Akane always splashing Ranma? |
| Case Study | Wait, that's true of Kodachi and Tatewaki also! |
| The Curse she deserves | "And guess which curse she'll get, a tomboy like that?" |
| Eternal Scarlet | "Akane is your daughter?" |
| The Pit of Fear | Who does Ranma fear most? |
| Ryoga and P-chan | So, he has the nerve to show himself in that form, Ryoga thought. |
| Shin-half | "Now Shinnosuke, you used to like okonomiyaki so much." |
| Take my fiancee, Please! | Why is Akane always getting kidnaped? |
| Under the Hammer | What if Ranma had a goddess for a fiancee? |
| Crystal Ontario Crash | "It's a good thing you were wearing your seat belt, your majesty." |
| Death of a Sailor. | An evening with the princess. |
| Last Dance for Sailor Moon. | To be sung by Tom Petty as Jedite in the live action movie, in my dreams. |
| MISSION: Sailor Moon! | Can Serena dream a better tomorrow? |
| All Purpose Cultural Cabbit Girl Ryo-oh-ki | "Oh, todays's his birthday, isn't it." |
| Mother of the Daughter of Darkness | "I'm just worried that Mayuka will be like her mother was, Washu-chan." |
| Sins of the great-grandfather | "What's the matter boy?" |
| Rainy Day Shinma | "So what is Larva to you?" |
| Umpire Princess Magoo | On the last night of the baseball strike, when all hope for a compromise seemed lost, one girl blundered into the smoke-filled negotiation room. |
| Devil Hunter Shinobu! | "Well, when Jariten brought those trouble balls they showed us our worst possible match ups." |
| Dramatic Escape | "Ryouko, I'm sorry about your brother." |
| Duel Distress | "Shinobu!" She flies down and grabs me. "My Darling is dying, t'cha!" |
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"The Plays the Thing"
or: "The Thespian and the Aquatranssexual" |
(Being a one and a half woman show.) |
| Selected Champion | "Where does he spend his vacations Darling?" |
| Dragon Quarter | The Dragon Half gets a Jusenkyou curse. |
| The Vamp and the Letch | Miyu vs Ataru. |
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