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ALT.DAYS

Episode #29

An ALT.DAYS Production,
A Division of Peel Productions, Inc.
Air Date: November 23, 1993
Time: Several Days After #28,
Evening

Copyright 1995


TEASER

EUTERPE / SIDEWALK / PARKING LOT OUTSIDE THE CLUB. WE HEAR "ANOTHER OP'NIN' ANOTHER SHOW" BY COLE PORTER. WE SEE THE CLUB MARQUEE WHICH FEATURES A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA MASK AND ROSE AND THE WORDS "MUSIC OF THE NIGHT, A BENEFIT FOR THE SALEM COMMUNITY CENTER." PAN TO THE BUSY SCENE BELOW. CARS AND LIMOUSINES PULL UP AND SALEMITES STEP OUT TO ENTER THE CLUB, WHILE OVERWORKED PARKING VALETS COME AND GO. WE SEE KAYLA AND MARCUS AT THE DOOR, GREETING GUESTS AND HANDING OUT PROGRAMS. A STYLISH BLACK LIMOUSINE PULLS UP AND VICTOR KIRIAKIS STEPS OUT, ASSISTING HIS EDITOR, KATE ROBERTS. VICTOR IS DASHING IN HIS TUXEDO. KATE IS LOVELY IN A WHITE, GRECIAN GOWN. NICO FOLLOWS THEM OUT OF THE CAR, A FEW STEPS BEHIND. ANOTHER LIMOUSINE PULLS UP AND LAWRENCE ALAMAIN STEPS OUT ALONE. LAWRENCE ALSO WEARS A TUXEDO. HE ALMOST LITERALLY BUMPS INTO JOHN AT THE DOOR. JOHN LOOKS DIVINE IN A BLACK TUXEDO WITH BLACK SHIRT, AND DEEP RED TIE AND CUMMERBUND. LAWRENCE SCOWLS AT JOHN, WHO SMILES IN RETURN AND STOPS TO CHAT WITH KAYLA AND MARCUS AT THE DOOR. GO TO: ARRIVING GUESTS. WE SEE SHAWN, CAROLINE AND BO. SHAWN IS IN A SPORT COAT, CAROLINE IN A FLOWING CHIFFON GOWN IN PEACOCK BLUE. BO WEARS A TUXEDO SHIRT WITH A BLACK LEATHER VEST AND BOLO TIE, TUXEDO PANTS AND BOOTS. LEIGH ARRIVES ALONE, IN A CLASSIC 1960 CORVETTE. THE VALET ADMIRES BOTH LEIGH AND HER CAR BEFORE HE DRIVES OFF. LEIGH IS IN A SIMPLE BLACK SHEATH DRESS, SHORT-SKIRTED, WITH LONG BLACK GLOVES. HER UPSWEPT HAIR DRAWS ATTENTION TO THE INTRICATE FILIGREE GOLD NECKLACE AND EARRINGS SHE WEARS. JUSTIN AND ADRIENNE ARRIVE NEXT. JUSTIN LOOKS DASHING IN A WHITE TUXEDO JACKET AND BLACK PANTS. ADRIENNE WEARS A FUCHSIA DINNER SUIT WITH BEADED DETAIL WORK ON THE LAPELS. CARRIE AND JONAH ARRIVE TOGETHER. JONAH LOOKS VERY SMART IN BLACK TUXEDO PANTS AND JACKET, WITH A MATCHING TIE AND VEST IN A WILD TURQUOISE, CORAL AND GOLD PATTERN. CARRIE WEARS A RED DRESS, SHORT SKIRTED, WITH A HIGH NECK, CUT-OUT SHOULDERS AND A CUT-OUT DIAMOND BACK. JACK AND JENNIFER PULL UP IN JACK'S RECENTLY REPAINTED JAGUAR. JACK LEAPS OUT AND QUICKLY COMES AROUND TO HELP JENNIFER FROM THE CAR. JACK WEARS A CLASSIC BLACK TUXEDO, WITH A SOFT PINK ROSE IN HIS LAPEL. JENNIFER WEARS A SOFT PINK LACE-OVER-SATIN DRESS, WITH MID-LENGTH POUF SKIRT, LEG-O-MUTTON SLEEVES AND A DEEP SWEETHEART NECKLINE. HER HAIR IS IN A CHIGNON WITH SOFT PINK ROSES, THE SAME AS JACK'S, TUCKED INTO IT. SHE LOOKS PALE, BUT LOVELY, AND JACK IS VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER. SEVERAL OF THE SALEM P.D. ARRIVE, INCLUDING JOE, BOB, AND MORGAN. THE D.A., SPENCER, IS WITH THEM AND THEY JOKE WITH KAYLA AS THEY ENTER. AN EXTREMELY LONG, BLACK STRETCH LIMOUSINE ARRIVES. THE DOOR OPENS, AND A STARTLED VALET NOTICES THAT THERE IS A HOT TUB IN THE BACK OF THIS HUGE VEHICLE. A GROUP OF LADIES EMERGE ONE AT A TIME FROM THE LIMOUSINE. FIRST, COMES A STUNNING RED-HEAD IN A DEEP AMETHYST GOWN. THE GOWN IS LOW-CUT AND TIGHT-BODICED WITH SEQUINS AND BEAD-WORK ON THE TOP AND A FULL CHIFFON SKIRT. PERHAPS THE MOST DRAMATIC THING ABOUT THIS WOMAN, BESIDES HER DEEP GREEN EYES, ARE HER EARRINGS. A CASCADE OF PERFECT DIAMONDS FALL FROM HER EARS AND ALMOST BLEND WITH ANOTHER CLUSTER OF DIAMONDS WOUND AROUND HER NECK. HER HIGH-HEELED PUMPS ARE THE EXACT SHADE OF HER DRESS. SHE'S FOLLOWED BY A PETITE BRUNETTE, WHOSE AUBURN HIGHLIGHTED TRESSES ARE UPSWEPT INTO A FRENCH TWIST WITH TENDRILS THAT SLIP LOOSE TO CARESS HER SHOULDERS. SHE'S WEARING A GOWN WITH A DEEP CRANBERRY-COLORED BEADED BODICE, FITTED AND LOW CUT, WITH AN EMPIRE WAIST AND A TIGHT BLACK VELVET SKIRT SLIT TO HER UPPER THIGH. SHE WEARS A NECKLACE AND EARRINGS OF RUBIES SO DEEP RED THEY ARE ALMOST BLACK. HER HIGH-HEELED PUMPS ARE BLACK VELVET. AFTER A MOMENT, A THIRD WOMAN EMERGES, A SOMEWHAT TALLER LIGHT BRUNETTE WITH VERY SHORT HAIR. SHE WEARS TURQUOISE CHIFFON, WITH A FROTHY CONFECTION OF A SKIRT, A SWEETHEART NECKLINE, AND SHAWL-LIKE SLEEVES. HER NECK IS ENCIRCLED BY A SIX-STRAND PEARL CHOKER WITH A TURQUOISE AND DIAMOND CLASP, AND MATCHING PEARL EARRINGS. HER TURQUOISE SHOES MATCH THE DRESS AND HAVE DIAMOND AND TURQUOISE CLASPS. THE NEXT LADY OUT OF THE CAR IS NEARLY THE SAME HEIGHT, WITH BROWN HAIR AND WARM BROWN EYES. SHE'S WEARING A STRAPLESS FOREST GREEN VELVET GOWN WITH A MATCHING VELVET BOLERO JACKET WITH BLACK TRIM. HER PUMPS ARE BLACK SATIN AND MATCH HER BLACK SATIN EVENING BAG. SHE'S WEARING EMERALDS, IN A VERY OLD-FASHIONED WHITE-GOLD SETTING, NECKLACE, AND EARRINGS. ANOTHER PAUSE, AND THE NEXT OCCUPANT EMERGES. SHE HAS A MANE OF BROWNISH-RED HAIR AND GOLDEN EYES. THE BODICE OF HER GOWN IS GOLD LAME, CUT NEARLY TO THE NAVEL AND LACED UP WITH BLACK SATIN LACES. THE SLEEVES ARE SIMPLE, OFF THE SHOULDER STRIPS OF BLACK SATIN, AND THE SKIRT HAS BLACK SATIN POUFS OVER A TIGHT INNER SKIRT OF GOLD LAME. HER SHOES ARE BLACK SATIN HIGH PUMPS WITH GOLD DETAILS. AROUND HER NECK IS A BLACK JADE DRAGON NECKLACE WITH RUBY EYES. SMALLER DRAGON EARRINGS DANGLE FROM HER EARS. SHE IS FOLLOWED BY A PETITE JAPANESE LADY. HER GOWN IS BLACK VELVET, OFF THE SHOULDER AND FORM-FITTING, WITH A SHORT SKIRT AND A DEEP "V" NECKLINE. SHE WEARS A SINGLE STRAND OF PEARLS LOOPED TWICE AROUND HER NECK, WITH A MATCHING BRACELET, AND SINGLE PEARL STUDS IN HER EARS. HER SHOES ARE BLACK PATENT LEATHER HIGH HEELED PUMPS. THE LAST LADY TO EMERGE IS PETITE, BUT TALLER THAN THE PREVIOUS. SHE HAS LONG, WAIST-LENGTH STRAWBERRY BLONDE TRESSES AND HAZEL EYES. SHE'S WEARING A DEEP, WARM PINK SATIN GOWN, WITH A HIGH VICTORIAN NECKLINE THAT HAS A HEART-SHAPED INSET OF LACE AT THE BODICE, LONG SLEEVES, AND A MID-LENGTH STRAIGHT SKIRT. THE HEART-LACE PATTERN IS COPIED ON THE TOPS OF THE SLEEVE POUF AND AT THE WRIST. SHE WEARS A PRICELESS CARVED CAMEO OF A ROSE AT HER THROAT AND MATCHING CARVED ROSE EARRINGS. FINALLY, A SINGLE MAN EMERGES, SMILING, FROM THE LIMOUSINE. HE'S TALL, WITH WHITE-BLONDE HAIR, CUT SHORT ON THE SIDES, BUT WAVY ON TOP. HE WEARS A WHITE SILK SHIRT WITH A BANDED COLLAR, A BLUE AND PURPLE PATTERNED VEST, DARK ROYAL BLUE BLAZER, BLACK SLACKS AND BLACK SHOES. HE SPORTS A GOLD HOOP IN HIS LEFT EAR, AND A KERCHIEF IN HIS POCKET THAT AMAZINGLY BLENDS THE COLORS OF ALL THE LADIES' GOWNS IN IT'S PATTERN. AS THE MUSIC FADES, GO TO: SPENCER AND THE SALEM PD, AS THEY REACT TO THIS GROUP.
SPENCER: (TO BOB, JOE AND MORGAN) I wonder if we can come up with an excuse to take them all down to the station...

BOB: That is one lucky man...

GO TO: KAYLA AND MARCUS.
KAYLA: Marcus, honestly, close your mouth! You're starting to drool on your tuxedo!

MARCUS: You have to admit, that is quite a group there...

KAYLA: I don't believe I know them. But by the looks of them, we can probably get some hefty donations... look at those jewels!

MARCUS: Yes... jewels... All in all, I'd say they are quite an "appeeling" group!

HOLD ON MARCUS' APPRECIATIVE LOOK.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. THE ROOM IS LOUD AND CHAOTIC. DOUG NERVOUSLY LOOKS AROUND. CALLIOPE IS DRESSED IN A FULLY PADDED RED SHIRT THAT IS STUCK FULL OF PINS AND NEEDLES AND A GREEN HAT SOMEWHAT RESEMBLING A LEAF. SHE LOOKS, ODDLY ENOUGH, LIKE A PIN CUSHION. SHE ALSO WEARS BRIGHT PINK ROLLERBLADES WITH ELBOW AND KNEE PADS TO MATCH. IAN IS TRYING TO ORGANIZE EVERYONE IN THE ORDER THEY GO ON STAGE. ALICE IS TYING MICKEY'S TIE. JULIE AND CANDIS ARE GETTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THEIR MAKE-UP.

CALLIOPE: Oh, this is just dreadful... Where are my scissors? (FRANTICALLY) I'm never going to be ready...
ALICE PATS MICKEY'S TIE AND HE GOES OVER TO CHECK IT IN THE MIRROR.
ALICE: Calliope dear, relax, everything will be fine...

CALLIOPE: Mrs. H, look at your costume... it's crooked... turn around and let me fix it.

ALICE SIGHS AND TURNS AROUND AND LETS CALLIOPE ADJUST HER OUTFIT. MEANWHILE, DOUG IS CALLING FOR EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.
DOUG: (PRACTICALLY YELLING AND CLAPPING HIS HANDS) Everyone... Everyone... Please... Can I have your attention, please?
DOUG STANDS UP ON A TABLE STILL TRYING TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION. FINALLY, THINGS QUIET DOWN AND DOUG BEGINS TO SPEAK.
DOUG: (CONT'D) First, I want to thank you all for being a part of this. I'm sure that tonight's Benefit will be as successful as "The Cat Scanner Review" was many years ago.
EVERYONE CLAPS.
DOUG: (CONT'D) Now, please, no one be nervous. We are all family and friends. We're here to have a good time and make some money for a good cause.

MICKEY: That goes for you, too... Sir Douglas!

CANDIS: And we want to thank you for organizing the Benefit and donating your club. We at the Community Center appreciate it more than you can know.

EVERYONE CLAPS FOR DOUG, WHO BOWS SLIGHTLY.
DOUG: (POINTING TO THE CLOCK ON THE WALL) The show begins in a few minutes, so I am going to turn you over to Ian, who has a few last minutes changes to discuss. Good-luck and have fun!.
HOLD ON IAN STANDING ON THE TABLE, READY TO READ FROM A CLIPBOARD.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / MAIN ROOM. EVE AND DAVE ARE AT THE BAR. DAVE IS DRESSED IN A FULL TUXEDO. EVE WEARS A LONG BLACK SATIN EVENING GOWN WITH A HALTER TOP AND A LONG SLIT SKIRT. SHE ALSO WEARS LONG, DANGLING DIAMOND EARRINGS AND A DIAMOND CHOKER. EVE IS DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING UNDER THE BAR. IN PROGRESS.

EVE: What do you mean it's not there?

DAVE: I mean it's not there.

EVE: But I told you to put it there!

DAVE: No, you didn't.

EVE: Yes, I... Fine, I didn't. Then where did you put it?

DAVE: In the wine cellar, where else?

EVE: (HOLDING HER HEAD WITH HER HANDS) Ohhh... I have such a headache. I may never survive tonight...

GO TO: JASMIN, WHO IS CIRCULATING AMONG THE GUESTS WITH A TRAY OF HORS D'OEUVRES. SHE PASSES BY JONAH, WHO STOPS HER AND GRABS A HANDFUL OF FOOD.
JONAH: Thanks! (GRINS AS HE TAKES A BITE)

JASMIN: Will that be all?

JONAH: Actually, no.

JONAH GRABS SOME MORE, CLEANING THE PLATE, AS JASMIN GLARES AT HIM.
JONAH: (CONT'D) These are really good. What are they?

JASMIN: Just little ol' pickled rattlesnake.

JASMIN SMILES TRIUMPHANTLY AND WALKS OFF AS JONAH COVERS HIS MOUTH WITH HIS HAND.

GO TO: CAROLINE, WHO WALKS UP TO THE BAR.

CAROLINE: Dave, this place looks gorgeous!

DAVE: Thanks. You know Doug... Class all the way.

EVE SNORTS IN THE BACKGROUND, AS SHE PICKS UP A CLIPBOARD AND BEGINS MARKING OFF ITEMS. EVE REACHES A SPOT, HER EYES GROW WIDE, AND SHE DASHES OFF WITH A MUFFLED CRY AS CAROLINE AND DAVE LOOK AFTER HER.
CAROLINE: You know, I worry about that girl.

DAVE: So do we all.

CAROLINE: But I really am impressed. Pass it on to Doug for me, all right?

DAVE: I will.

CAROLINE HURRIES TO HER TABLE AS THE LIGHTS BEGIN TO DIM.

GO TO: THE STAGE. MARTY, WEARING A TUXEDO, SLOWLY WALKS OUT ON STAGE AND TO HIS PIANO. HE PULLS THE BENCH OUT AND SITS DOWN. SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND WE ARE IN DARKNESS. AND OUT.


ACT I

EUTERPE. THE STAGE IS DARK. MARTY BEGINS TO PLAY. WE HEAR DOUG'S VOICE, SOFTLY SINGING "MUSIC OF THE NIGHT" FROM OFFSTAGE.
DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] Nighttime sharpens... Heightens each sensation... Darkness stirs and... wakes imagination...
WE SEE DOUG'S SHADOWY FIGURE COME ONTO THE STAGE.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Silently the senses... Abandon their defences...
THE LIGHTS SLOWLY COME UP ON STAGE. DOUG IS WEARING A TUXEDO, WITH A FLOWING CAPE, LINED IN DEEPEST PURPLE. HE WEARS THE HALF-MASK OF THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, AND HOLDS A RED ROSE.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SPOKEN) Welcome to a night of dreams come true.
APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. DOUG BEGINS TO SING AGAIN.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Slowly, gently... night unfurls its splendor... Grasp it, Sense it... Tremulous and tender . . .
WE SEE JULIE, ENRAPTURED, WATCHING DOUG FROM THE WINGS.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Turn your face away ... From the garish light of day... Turn your thoughts away... from cold, unfeeling light... And listen to... the Music of the Night...
THE MUSIC SWELLS.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Close your eyes... and surrender to your... darkest dreams!... Purge your thoughts... of the life... you knew before!
WE SEE JOHN, WHO WINCES SLIGHTLY AT THIS LINE.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Close your eyes... let your spirit... start to soar!... And you'll live... as you've never lived before...
WE SEE LEIGH, HALF-SMILING, WATCHING DOUG SING.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Softly, deftly... music shall surround you... Feel it, hear it... closing in around you... Open up your mind... let your fantasies unwind... in this darkness which... you know you cannot fight... the darkness of... the music of the night...
WE SEE EVE. HER EYES ARE CLOSED. FADE TO: EVE'S FANTASY. WE CAN STILL HEAR DOUG'S SINGING. EVE IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LARGE CIRCLE OF GLOWING CANDELABRA. BEYOND THE CIRCLE OF CANDLES IS A CIRCLE OF MIRRORS, SO IT APPEARS SHE IS SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF TINY LIGHTS. EVE IS ALONE, MIST FILLS THE ROOM. EVE NERVOUSLY LOOKS AROUND. A SHAPE TAKES FORM IN THE MIST AND MATERIALIZES: A SLENDER, WELL-BUILT MAN IN A TUXEDO, CAPE AND MASK. HE WALKS TO EVE AND BOWS TO HER, OFFERING HIS HAND. SHE HESITATES, THEN TAKES IT, AND HE WHIRLS HER INTO HIS ARMS TO DANCE. AS HE IS ABOUT TO REMOVE HIS MASK, WE FADE OUT OF FANTASY AND GO BACK TO EVE. IAN BUMPS INTO HER. EVE OPENS HER EYES, LOSING HER TRAIN OF THOUGHT, AND GLARES AT IAN, WHO SMILES BACK INNOCENTLY. WE SEE DOUG ON STAGE, SINGING.
DOUG: (CONT') (SINGING) [notes] Let your mind... start a journey though a... strange, new world!... Leave all thoughts of the world... you knew before!... Let your soul... Take you where you... long to be!... Only then... can you belong... to me...
WE SEE KAYLA, LOOKING AT MARCUS. MARCUS SENSES HER ATTENTION AND LOOKS BACK, SMILING WHEN SHE BLUSHES SLIGHTLY.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Floating, falling... sweet intoxication!... Touch me, trust me... savour each sensation!... Let the dream begin... let your darker side give in... to the power of the music that I write... the power of... the music of the night...
THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, THEN A SPOTLIGHT SHINES ON DOUG.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SPOKEN) You alone can make my song take flight... (SINGING) [notes] Help me make the music of the night...
THE MUSIC SWELLS, THEN DIES. WE HEAR THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. DOUG REMOVES THE PHANTOM MASK AND BOWS, GALLANTLY TOSSING THE ROSE INTO THE CROWD. LEIGH CATCHES IT, SURPRISED.
DOUG: (CONT'D) Thank you, thank you very much.
MARTY SOFTLY PLAYS THE PIANO.
DOUG: (CONT'D) This is a night for reflection and discovery. We must discover what is important, both to our community and to ourselves. For the town of Salem, we are supporting the Community Center. On a personal level, it is my hope that each one of you discover something tonight... Let the music of the night inspire you, intrigue you, perhaps even seduce you... The night holds many mysteries, is many things... (BEAT) And for our purposes, the night is young! Before it grows much older, it's my pleasure to introduce to you the lovely and talented director of the Salem Community Center, that songstress extraordinaire, Candis Morgan...
CANDIS WALKS OUT ON STAGE.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. COSTUMES AND SHOES ARE STREWN EVERYWHERE, AS CALLIOPE DEFTLY ROLLERBLADES AROUND ALL OBSTACLES. IAN IS TALKING TO A CHORUS GIRL.

CALLIOPE: I need Maggie! Where's Maggie? I finally found the thread to hem her skirt!

IAN: Try the dressing room!

CALLIOPE: I did! She's not there. Paging Maggie Horton! Paging Maggie Horton!

CALLIOPE ROLLERBLADES OFF. SEVERAL MORE CHORUS GIRLS WALK IN AND IAN IS TRAPPED AMONG A SWARM OF WOMEN DRESSED IN BLACK.
GIRL 1: My shoes don't fit! How can I dance in shoes three sizes too big?

IAN: Stuff some newspaper in there, okay?

GIRL 2: I have a run in my hose! Where are the spare pantyhose?

IAN: How would I know?

EVE WALKS IN AND PUSHES HER WAY TO IAN.
EVE: Ian! Have you seen the extra champagne? Dave said it's in the wine cellar. I almost broke my leg trying to get down there in these damn heels and it's not there!

IAN: I put it in the kitchen so it'd be easier to get to. I hope Aki understood what I was doing. He came after me with a filet of salmon.

CALLIOPE ONCE AGAIN ROLLERBLADES THROUGH AT TOP SPEED.
CALLIOPE: Maggie Horton! Paging Maggie Horton! (SHE SPIES MAGGIE) A-ha! Stay right there! I'm coming after your hem!
CALLIOPE ROLLS OFF, ACCIDENTALLY BOUNCING OFF A WALL.
EVE: (GROANING) Does anyone have any Tylenol?

GIRL 1: Tylenol? Someone has Tylenol? Where?

IAN AND EVE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SIGH.
IAN: How do I always end up in messes like this? (GRINS AT HER)

EVE: (GRINS BACK) I keep asking myself the same question...

MORE CHORUS GIRLS EMERGE, CONVERGING ON IAN, WHO LOOKS AROUND IN VAIN FOR AN ESCAPE, BUT IS TRAPPED. EVE, GRINNING MALICIOUSLY, SLIPS OFF. ALICE WALKS BACKSTAGE AND SURVEYS THE CHAOS.
ALICE: Hold it everyone!
ALL STOP AND LOOK AT ALICE.
ALICE: (CONT'D) Would everyone please calm down? It is going fine. Worrying yourselves into a tizzy and mobbing Ian won't help. Take a deep breath and relax. You'll do fine.
EVERYONE VISIBLY TRIES TO RELAX. WE SEE CALLIOPE, KNEELING AT MAGGIE'S FEET.
CALLIOPE: (MUFFLED) Take that, you darn hem!
CHAOS ERUPTS ANEW. HOLD ON ALICE, SHAKING HER HEAD.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / STAGE. CANDIS IS WEARING A WHITE EVENING GOWN, WITH LONG, TIGHT FITTING SLEEVES AND A SWEETHEART NECKLINE. THE TOP OF THE DRESS IS BEADED, WITH SOME BEADWORK ON THE CUFFS OF THE SLEEVES. THE SKIRT IS STRAIGHT DOWN TO MID-THIGH, THEN DISSOLVES INTO LOOSE, CHIFFON RUFFLES. DOUG LEADS THE APPLAUSE, THEN EXITS. MARTY BEGINS PLAYING "BEGIN THE BEGUINE" AS CANDIS SINGS.

CANDIS: (SINGING) [notes] When they begin the beguine... It brings back the sound... of music so tender... It brings back a night of tropical splendor... it brings back a memory evergreen
CANDIS SWAYS GENTLY TO THE MUSIC AS SHE SINGS.
CANDIS: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] I'm with you once more... under the stars... And down by the shore... an orchestra's playing... And even the palms seem to be swaying... When they begin the beguine
CANDIS WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE STAGE AND CATCHES MORGAN'S EYES, SINGING TO HIM FOR A MEASURE.
CANDIS: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] To live it again is past all endeavor... Except when that tune clutches my heart... And there we are, swearing to love forever... And promising never, never to part
WE SEE JULIE, STANDING IN THE WINGS, WATCHING. DOUG COMES UP BEHIND HER. HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER FROM BEHIND, AND THEY SWAY TO THE MUSIC FOR A MOMENT. WE SEE CANDIS WALK BACK TO CENTER STAGE.
CANDIS: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] What moments divine, what rapture serene... Till clouds came along to disperse the joys we had tasted... And now when I hear people curse the chance that was wasted... I know but too well what they mean... So don't let them Begin the Beguine... Let the love that was once a fire remain an ember... let it sleep like the dead desire I only remember... When they begin the Beguine
CANDIS EXECUTES A FEW WALTZING STEPS AS SHE SINGS.
CANDIS: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Oh yes, let them begin the beguine, make them play... Till the stars that were there before return above you... Till you whisper to me once more "Darling I love you"... And we suddenly know What heaven we're in... When they begin the beguine... When they begin the beguine
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS WILDLY AS CANDIS TAKES HER BOW. DOUG COMES BACK ON STAGE AND TAKES HER HAND, WHIRLING HER AROUND IN A QUICK SERIES OF BRILLIANTLY EXECUTED DANCE STEPS, WHILE THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS EVEN MORE.
CANDIS: (CONT'D) Thank you, thank you so much...

DOUG: Thank you, Candis. (HOLDING CANDIS' HAND) Now I'd like to introduce the other driving force behind the Community Center, Kayla Johnson!

KAYLA COMES ON STAGE TO MORE APPLAUSE. WHEN THE AUDIENCE QUIETS, SHE SPEAKS.
KAYLA: It's good to see all of you here, so many familiar faces, and some new ones, too. I don't want to take too much time, but I wanted to thank everyone for their support. The Community Center means a lot to me. It stands for what is best about Salem... the feeling of community, of family, of facing problems and finding solutions together.
APPLAUSE.
KAYLA: (CONT'D) It also gives me hope, hope that my daughter, Stephanie, will grow up in a time where the concept of community can extend to encompass not only the town you live in, but the state, the country, the world. And finally, a personal reason... As many of you may know, the Community Center was started, to a large extent, by my late husband, Steve Johnson. I've always considered it a memorial to him...
KAYLA'S VOICE BREAKS SLIGHTLY. MARCUS JOINS HER ON STAGE, WALKING OUT FROM THE WINGS, AND TAKES HER HAND. SHE LOOKS AT HIM GRATEFULLY AND CONTINUES.
KAYLA: (CONT'D) To him, and to his devotion and caring. Salem has been lucky to have people like Steve, Candis, Doug, Dr. Marcus Hunter...
MARCUS NODS TO THE AUDIENCE AS KAYLA LOOKS AT HIM, SLIGHTLY RAISES HIS HAND, AND SQUEEZES IT.
KAYLA: (CONT'D) (GESTURING TO THE AUDIENCE) And like all of you...

DOUG: And, like you, Kayla...

AUDIENCE APPLAUDS.
MARCUS: But just so you don't think we're getting completely mushy, remember, we'll be patrolling during intermission, to relieve you of some healthy donations for the Center!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS. OUT ON KAYLA, CANDIS, MARCUS, AND DOUG.

ACT II

EUTERPE / STAGE. KAYLA AND MARCUS EXIT. DOUG STANDS ALONE ON THE STAGE.
DOUG: This evening reminds me of another benefit... Who remembers the "Cat Scanner Review?"
THE AUDIENCE IS SILENT.
DOUG: (CONT'D) Oh, come on, I'm not the only one that old, am I?
THE CROWD LAUGHS.
DOUG: (CONT'D) I didn't think so! That night we not only raised a good deal of money for University Hospital, we came together as a community and shared love and laughter. Just as we are tonight. I'd like to introduce one of the hit duos from that night long ago... Mickey and Maggie Horton!
THE CROWD APPLAUDS AND DOUG EXITS. MICKEY AND MAGGIE ENTER. MICKEY IS WEARING A CLASSIC BLACK TUXEDO. MAGGIE IS IN A LONG NAVY SKIRT WITH A HIGH NECKED WHITE LACE BLOUSE. AT HER THROAT IS A CAMEO. MAGGIE'S HAIR IS SWEPT UP IN A TOP KNOT AND SHE IS WEARING PEARL DROPS IN HER EARS. AS THE MUSIC, "MAGGIE BLUES," BEGINS TO PLAY, MICKEY STANDS NEXT TO MAGGIE, CLASPING HER WAIST.
MICKEY: I've been requested to sing an old time song,
Something our granddaddies used to sing.
But I'm afraid I would make that old ditty sound all wrong,
'cause I'd fill it with "blues" and ev'ry thing.
But I've a little plan,
And I'll do the best I can
to sing an old song so we can all understand.
MAGGIE SPINS OUT OF MICKEY'S ARMS, AND SIDESTEPS TO THE LEFT. MAGGIE BEGINS TO SING AND THE DUET BEGINS. EACH SINGING HER/HIS PART OF THE SONG AT THE TIME.
MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] You simply take a favorite... Then you flavor it with just a note or two of blues harmony... (HAND ON HIP) Tell the orchestra to play staccato... and then jazz a little obbligato... Now that Maggie tune... Is a raggie tune... Pay no attention to the music that they play... (GRABBING MICKEY AND SWAYING) but just rock your blues away... on the spot start to sway... Getting' hot now... Hear that broken time... It just spoke in time... (GESTURING TO AUDIENCE) all around I see Harmony, charmin' me... Ev'ry lovin' note... Is a lovin' boat... Just full of music that you can't refuse... Now you know the way, tell the band to play... and when you listen just christen it and say... (BENDING KNEES AND SHIMMYING) I've got those when you and I were young Maggie blues...
MICKEY AND MAGGIE DANCE A FEW STEPS TOGETHER. THEN MICKEY STEPS TO THE RIGHT.
MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] I wandered today to the hill, Maggie... to watch the scene below... (RETURNS TO MAGGIE AND GRABS HER HAND) The creek and the creaking old mill Maggie... as we used to long ago... The green grove is gone from the hill Maggie... where once... the daisies sprung... (HOLDS MAGGIE'S HAND TO HIS CHEST) But I love you the same as of old Maggie... When you and I were young simply blues...
MICKEY AND MAGGIE SING THE LAST LINES OF THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTS TOGETHER. THEY KISS AS THE MUSIC FADES AND THE CROWD APPLAUDS. BOTH MICKEY AND MAGGIE BOW. MICKEY WAVES TO THE CROWD AS HE EXITS. MAGGIE APPLAUDS IN HIS DIRECTION.
MAGGIE: Thank you! My, that brings back memories, doesn't it? (BEAT) I'm so glad to see so many friends here tonight. Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of life, don't you think? I'd like to introduce my best friend, Julie Williams. Julie?
THE CROWD BREAKS INTO APPLAUSE AS JULIE COMES ON STAGE, DRESSED NEARLY IDENTICALLY TO MAGGIE, JULIE'S SKIRT IS RED. THE TWO WOMEN HUG AS MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY, "FRIENDSHIP."
JULIE: You know, Maggie, (SINGING) [notes] If you're ever in a jam, here I am... (POINTS TO SELF WITH THUMB)

MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever need a pal... (HAND TO CHEST) I'm your gal...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever feel so happy to land in jail, (HOLDING IMAGINARY BARS) I'm your bail...

BOTH: (LINKING ARMS) (SINGING) [notes] It's friendship, friendship... Just a perfect blendship... When other friendships have been forgot... Ours will still be hot... (WIGGLING HIPS) Lahdle-ahdle----dig, dig, dig...

MAGGIE: (HAND OVER EYES, SCOUTING) (SINGING) [notes] If you ever lose your way... come to May...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever make a flop... (HAND CUPPING MOUTH) call for Pop...

MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever take a boat and get lost at sea... (MAKING WAVE MOTIONS) write to me...

BOTH: (ARMS AROUND WAISTS) (SINGING) [notes] It's friendship, friendship... Just a perfect blendship... When other friendships have been forgit... Ours will still be it... (ELBOWING EACH OTHER) Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-chuck, chuck, chuck...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you're ever down a well... (HAND UP AND DOWN) ring my bell...

MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever catch on fire... (PATTING JULIE) send a wire...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine... (BITING MOTIONS) Borrow mine...

BOTH: (HANDS ON KNEES) (SINGING) [notes] Friendship, friendship... Just a perfect friendship... When other friendships have ceased to jell... Ours will still be swell... (GIVING EACH OTHER HIGH FIVES) Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep, hep, hep...

MAGGIE: (MAKING TWO FISTS) (SINGING) [notes] If they ever black your eyes... put me wise....

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If they ever cook your goose... (CHUGGING MOTIONS WITH ARMS) turn me loose...

MAGGIE: (MAKING A GUN OF POINTER AND THUMB) (SINGING) [notes] If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain... I'll complain...

BOTH: (WALKING AROUND IN A CIRCLE) (SINGING) [notes] It's friendship, friendship... Just a perfect friendship... When other friendships go up in smoke... Ours will be oke... (THE TWO DO A LITTLE SOFT SHOE) Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-chuck, chuck, chuck... Gong, gong, gong... Cluck, cluck, cluck... Woof, woof, woof... Peck, peck, peck... Put, put, put... Hip, hip, hip... Quack, quack, quack... Tweet, tweet, tweet... Push, push, push... Give, give, give...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever lose your mind... (MAKING LOCO SYMBOL) I'll be kind...

MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] If you ever lose your shirt... (HAND TO CHEEK) I'll be hurt...

JULIE: (MAKING SAWING MOTIONS) (SINGING) [notes] If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half... I won't laugh...

BOTH: (ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER, CHEEK TO CHEEK) (SINGING) [notes] It's friendship, friendship... Just a perfect blendship... When other friendships have been forgate... Ours will still be great... (SWAYING) Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof, goof, goof...

MAGGIE: (THUMBS IN IMAGINARY GUN BELT) (SINGING) [notes] If they ever hang you, pard... send a card...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] If they ever cut your throat... (FINGER ACROSS THROAT) write a note...

MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] If they ever make a cannibal stew of you... (STIRRING MOTIONS) Invite me too...

BOTH: (HAND IN HAND) (SINGING) [notes] It's friendship, friendship... Just a perfect blendship... When other friendships are up the crick... Ours will still be slick... (TWIRLING EACH OTHER AND CURTSYING) Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-zip, zip, zip...

JULIE AND MAGGIE HUG AND BLOW KISSES TO THE CROWD.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. IAN IS RUNNING AROUND, LOOKING FOR CALLIOPE.

IAN: Calliope! Calliope! Where are you? You're on next!
CALLIOPE DASHES OUT. SHE IS DRESSED IN A BLACK-SEQUENCED LEOTARD. THE UPPER PORTION OF THE LEOTARD IS FASHIONED LIKE A TUXEDO TOP. SHE IS WEARING A TEACUP HAT AND TEABAG AND SUGAR CUBE EARRINGS. SHE RUNS UP TO IAN, WEARING ONLY ONE TAP SHOE.
CALLIOPE: Ian!! I can't find my other tap shoe! Help!
IAN RUNS OFF TO LOOK FOR HER SHOE. CALLIOPE STARTS TOSSING COSTUMES UP IN THE AIR, DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE SHOE. IAN RETURNS, TWIRLING THE OTHER SHOE WITH HIS FINGER. CALLIOPE RUSHES UP TO HIM AND PLANTS A KISS ON HIS CHEEK.
CALLIOPE: (CONT'D) Thankyouthankyouthankyou!! (PUTS THE SHOE ON) Where on earth did you find it?

IAN: It was inside one of your roller blades...

CALLIOPE: (DEADPAN) Oh yeah, I forgot.

IN THE BACKGROUND WE HEAR APPLAUSE.
IAN: OK, there's your cue. Julie and Maggie just finished. You're on!

CALLIOPE: Where's Doctor Horton?

IAN POINTS TO TOM, WHO IS WEARING A BLACK TUXEDO WITH TAILS AND CARRYING A TOP HAT AND CANE.
IAN: He's waiting for you in the wings.

CALLIOPE: Okay.

CALLIOPE RUNS UP TO TOM AND GRABS HIS ARM.
CALLIOPE: (CONT'D) Let's go break a leg, Doctor Horton.

TOM: You got it!

CUT TO: STAGE. JULIE AND MAGGIE STAND ARM-IN-ARM.
JULIE: And, now I'd like to introduce one of the best doctors in Salem, and our favorite wacky costumer. Ladies and Gentlemen, my grandfather, Doctor Tom Horton and tonight's costume designer, Calliope Jones Bradford!
TOM AND CALLIOPE WALK ON STAGE. JULIE AND MAGGIE EXIT. TOM CARRIES A CHAIR, PLACES IT ON THE FLOOR AND SITS DOWN. CALLIOPE SITS ON HIS LAP. THE MUSIC STARTS AND TOM AND CALLIOPE TAP AND SING "TEA FOR TWO".
TOM: (SINGING) [notes] Picture you upon my knee...
CALLIOPE STANDS UP AND OFFERS HER HAND TO TOM.
CALLIOPE: (SINGING) [notes] Just tea for two...
TOM TAKES CALLIOPE'S HAND AND STANDS UP.
TOM: (SINGING) [notes] And two for tea...

BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] Just me for you, and you for me alone...

TOM AND CALLIOPE TAP DANCE TO THE CENTER OF THE STAGE.
BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] Nobody near us to see us or hear us... No friends or relations or relations on weekend vacations... We won't have it known dear that we own a telephone... dear.
TOM HOLDS CALLIOPE'S HAND AS SHE TAP DANCES AROUND HIM.
TOM: (SINGING) [notes] Day will break and you'll awake...

CALLIOPE: (SINGING) [notes] And start to bake a sugar cake...

TOM: (SINGING) [notes] For me to take for all the boys to see...

TOM AND CALLIOPE TAP TOGETHER IN SYNC.
BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] We will raise a family...

CALLIOPE: (SINGING) [notes] A boy for you, a girl for me...

BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] Oh can't you see how happy we will be?...

THE AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO APPLAUSE, AS TOM TAKES A BOW, AND CALLIOPE BLOWS KISSES TO THE AUDIENCE. OUT ON THE APPLAUSE.

ACT III

EUTERPE / STAGE. DOUG STANDS ON STAGE.
DOUG: May I introduce two of the sweetest people in Salem. Ladies and gentlemen, singing "I'm beginning to see the light", Jo Johnson and Vern Scofield!
JO AND VERN WALK ON STAGE, HOLDING HANDS. JO IS WEARING A PINK POODLE SKIRT, A WHITE SWEATER, AND SADDLE SHOES. HER HAIR IS TIED BACK INTO A PONYTAIL WITH A RED SCARF. VERN IS WEARING KHAKI PANTS, A LETTER SWEATER, AND A FELT HAT WITH ITS BRIM TURNED UP. HE IS HOLDING A FELT BANNER, WITH "SALEM" WRITTEN ON IT. JACK WATCHES FROM THE WINGS. HE SEES THAT JO AND VERN ARE HOLDING HANDS AND FROWNS. VERN NOTICES THIS AND HE DROPS JO'S HAND. THE MUSIC, "I'M BEGINNING TO SEE THE LIGHT," STARTS AND JO PICKS UP VERN'S HAND TO HOLD ONTO AGAIN. JO AND VERN SING, AND DANCE A LITTLE SOFTSHOE.
JO: (SINGING) [notes] I never cared much for moonlit skies... I never wink back at fireflies...
JO CUPS VERN'S FACE IN HER HANDS.
JO: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] But now that the stars are in your eyes... I'm beginning to see the light...
VERN GETS ON HIS KNEES, AND HOLDS JO'S HAND AS HE SINGS.
VERN: (SINGING) [notes] I never went in for afterglow... Or candlelight on the mistletoe... But now when you turn the lamp down low... I'm beginning to see the light...
VERN STANDS UP AND PUTS HIS ARM AROUND JO'S WAIST AS THEY SLOWLY STROLL ACROSS THE STAGE.
BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] Used to ramble thru the park... Shadow boxing in the dark... Then you came and caused a spark... That's a four-alarm fire now...

VERN: (SINGING) [notes] I never made love by lantern shine...

JO: (SINGING) [notes] I never saw rainbows in my wine...

BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] But now that your lips are burning mine...

VERN TAKES JO'S HAND AND TWIRLS HER AROUND.
BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] I'm beginning to see the light...
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. HOLD ON JO AND VERN TAKING A BOW, HAND IN HAND.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. JACK IS DRESSED IN VICTORIAN STYLE, WITH A WHITE FRILLY SHIRT, DARK TROUSERS, AND A DARK VEST. JULIE IS HELPING JACK INTO A PAIR OF BOOTS AS THE MAKEUP ARTIST IS ATTEMPTING TO POWDER HIS FOREHEAD. JACK INHALES SOME OF THE POWDER AND COUGHS. ANNOYED, HE WAVES THE MAKEUP ARTIST AWAY.

JACK: (STILL COUGHING) Ugh. Away! Begone!
THE MAKEUP ARTIST WALKS OFF.
JACK: (CONT'D) (SOTTO VOCE) "Begone"? Did I really say that?

JULIE: Come on, Jack, it's almost time!

JACK: Julie, is it absolutely necessary that I wear this puffy shirt?

JULIE: (STERNLY) Yes, Jack, it is. (BEAT) Don't worry, you look very dashing.

JACK: (SKEPTICALLY) If you say so...

JULIE: (TURNING TO RICHARD) Richard, are you ready?

RICHARD: (STANDING NEXT TO HIS HARP) Absolutely.

JACK: Good, that makes one of us... I haven't been on a stage since prep school...

CUT TO: THE STAGE. VERN AND JO ARE HOLDING HANDS AND BOWING AS THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. WHEN THE APPLAUSE DIES DOWN, JO INTRODUCES JACK.
JO: And now, I'd like to introduce a young man that I'm very proud of... and not just because he's my son. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Deveraux!
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. JACK WALKS CAUTIOUSLY ONTO THE STAGE, HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. HE INTENTIONALLY WALKS BETWEEN JO AND VERN, FORCING THEM TO LET GO OF EACH OTHER'S HANDS. JO GIVES JACK A HUG, AND THEN SHE AND VERN EXIT.
JACK: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
AS JACK SPEAKS, RICHARD AND IAN QUICKLY CARRY RICHARD'S CELTIC HARP ONTO THE STAGE.
JACK: (CONT'D) For your listening pleasure tonight, I will be reading William Shakespeare's Sonnet number one hundred twenty-eight.
JACK LOOKS BACK TO RICHARD, WHO IS NOW SEATED AND READY TO PLAY. RICHARD NODS.
JACK: (CONT'D) (MOTIONING TO RICHARD) And accompanying me on the Celtic harp is Mr. Richard Hunt.
BRIEF APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. WHEN THE APPLAUSE DIES DOWN, RICHARD BEGINS TO PLAY. AFTER RICHARD COMPLETES THE MUSICAL PRELUDE, JACK BEGINS. HE IS READING FROM A PARCHMENT-LIKE PIECE OF PAPER, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, HIS EYES ARE LOCKED ON JENNIFER, WHO IS SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW.
JACK: (SLOWLY AND GRACEFULLY)
[QUILL] How oft, when thou, my music, music play'st
Upon that blessed wood whose motion sounds
With thy sweet fingers, when thou gently sway'st
The wiry concord that mine ear confounds,
Do I envy those jacks that nimble leap...

(JUMPS OFF OF THE STAGE AND STANDS NEXT TO JENNIFER)
To kiss the tender inward of thy hand,
Whilst my poor lips, which should that harvest reap,
At the wood's boldness by thee blushing stand!

(KNEELING DOWN BEFORE A WIDE-EYED JENNIFER)
To be so tickled, they would change their state
And situation with those dancing chips,
O'er whom thy fingers walk with gentle gait,

(TAKING HER HAND)
Making dead wood more blest than living lips.
(BEAT)
Since saucy jacks so happy are in this,
Give them thy fingers... me, thy lips... to kiss.
JENNIFER IS BEAMING, A SINGLE TEAR RUNNING DOWN HER CHEEK. JACK RISES AND KISSES HER. RICHARD CONCLUDES WITH A FLURRY, AND THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS LOUDLY. JACK KISSES JENNIFER ONE MORE TIME AND THEN GOES BACK UP TO THE STAGE. RICHARD STANDS, AND THEY TAKE A BOW TOGETHER. DOUG COMES OUT ON STAGE.
DOUG: Jack Deveraux and Richard Hunt, ladies and gentlemen.
DOUG APPLAUDS THEM AS THEY EXIT.
DOUG: (CONT'D) It's quite evident that they were listening when I told them... "Brush Up Your Shakespeare." (TURNING TO HIS LEFT) Mickey...
MICKEY ENTERS FROM STAGE LEFT.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (TURNING TO HIS RIGHT) Dave...
DAVE ENTERS FROM STAGE RIGHT. THE ACCOMPANYING MUSIC BEGINS. DOUG SINGS FIRST, WHILE MICKEY AND DAVE LISTEN WITH ARMS FOLDED.
DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] The girls today in society... Go for classical poetry... So, to win their hearts... one must quote with ease... Aeschylus and Euripides...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] One must know Homer, and... b'lieve me, beau... Sophocles, also Sappho-ho... Unless you know Shelly and Keats and Pope... Dainty debbies will call you a dope...

DAVE: (SINGING) [notes] But the poet of them all... Who will start 'em simply ravin'... Is the poet people call... "The bard of Stratford on Avon."...

ALL: (ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER) (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... Start quoting him now... Brush up your Shakespeare... and the women you will wow...

ON "WOW," THEY RAISE THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR. (THEY REPEAT THIS ACTION FOR EACH CHORUS)
DAVE: (SINGING) [notes] Just declaim a few lines from Othella... And they'll think you're a helluva fella...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er... (CUPPING HIS HAND NEXT TO HIS MOUTH) Tell her what Tony told Cleopat-er-er...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] If she fights when her clothes you are mussing... What are clothes? Much Ado About Nothing...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... And they'll all kow-tow...

THEY BOW IN UNISON.
ALL: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... Start quoting him now... Brush up your Shakespeare... and the women you will wow...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] With the wife of the British Embessida... Try a crack out of Troilus and Cressida...

DAVE: (SINGING) [notes] If she says she won't buy it or tike it... Make her tike it, what's more, As You Like It...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] If she says your behavior is heinous... Kick her right in the Coriolanus...

THEY KICK THEIR FEET UP IN UNISON.
ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... And they'll all kow tow...
THEY BOW.
ALL: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... Start quoting him now... Brush up your Shakespeare... and the women you will wow...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] If you can't be a ham and do Hamlet... They will not give a damn or a damnlet...

DAVE: (SINGING) [notes] Just recite an occasional sonnet... And your lap'll have "Honey" upon it...

MICKEY: (CLASPING HIS HANDS) (SINGING) [notes] When your baby is pleading for pleasure... Let her sample your Measure for Measure...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... And they'll all kow tow...

THEY BOW.
ALL: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... Start quoting him now... Brush up your Shakespeare... and the women you will wow...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] Better mention the Merchant of Venice... When her sweet pound o' flesh you would menace...

ON "MENACE," THEY ALL DO AN ELVIS-LIKE PELVIC THRUST.
DOUG: (FOLDING HIS ARMS ACROSS HIS CHEST) (SINGING) [notes] If her virtue, at first, she defends well... Just remind her that All's Well that Ends Well...

DAVE: (SINGING) [notes] And if still she won't give her bonus... You know what Venus got from Adonis!...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... And they'll all kow tow...

DAVE: (CONTEMPLATIVELY TOUCHING HIS FINGER TO HIS CHIN) (SINGING) [notes] Thinks thou?...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] And they'll all kow tow... Odd bodkins... They'll all kow tow...

THEY BOW.
ALL: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... Start quoting him now... Brush up your Shakespeare... and the women you will wow...

DAVE: (SINGING) [notes] If your goil is a Washington heights dream... Treat the kid to A Midsummer's Night's Dream...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] If she then wants an all-by-her-self night... Let her rest ev'ry 'leventh of Twelfth Night...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] If because of your heat she gets huffy... Simply play on and "Lay, on, Macduffy!"...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Brush up your Shakespeare... And they'll all kow tow!...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] We trow...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] And they'll all kow tow...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] We vow...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] And they'll all kow tow...

THEY BOW. THEY REMAIN BOWED AS THE MUSIC CONCLUDES AND THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. THEN MICKEY AND DAVE WALK OFF STAGE.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. JULIE IS GETTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON HER HAIR AS DAVE AND MICKEY WALK PAST HER. JULIE IS WEARING A DEEP PURPLE VELVET, OFF THE SHOULDER, GOWN.

JULIE: You were wonderful...

MICKEY: And you look beautiful...

JULIE: I hope so...

WE HEAR DOUG BEGIN TO SING.
JULIE: (CONT'D) That's my cue...

CUT TO: THE STAGE. DOUG STANDS ALONE.

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] The most beautiful girl in the world... picks my ties out, eats my candy, drinks my brandy... The most beautiful girl in the world... (SPOKEN) Ladies and gentlemen... Ms. Julie Williams.
JULIE WALKS ON STAGE. THEY JOIN HANDS.
DOUG: (CONT'D) The most beautiful girl in the world has made me the happiest man in the world. Julie has agreed to become my wife... for the third and final time.
APPLAUSE. THEY EMBRACE AND DOUG SINGS, "OTHER PLEASURES/FIRST MAN YOU REMEMBER," TO JULIE.
DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] Other pleasures, and I've known many... Afternoons in warm Venetian squares... Brief encounters, long siestas... Pleasures old and new, can't compare with you... You amaze me, where did you come from?... You do things champagne could never do... Crystal winters, crimson summers... Other pleasures, I would trade them all for you... I want to be the first man you remember... I want to be the last one you'll forget... I want to be the one you'll always turn to... I want to be the one you won't regret... May I be first to say you look delightful?... May I be first to dance you round the floor?...
THEY BEGIN TO DANCE AROUND THE FLOOR TOGETHER AS DOUG CONTINUES TO SING.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] The very first to see your face by moonlight... The very first to walk you to your door...
DOUG NOW EXPECTS JULIE TO SING THE NEXT VERSE BUT INSTEAD WE HEAR A VOICE FROM OFF-STAGE, SINGING.
VOICE: (SINGING) [notes] Well kind sir, I'd be delighted... There is nothing I would rather do...
ROBERT LE CLERE WALKS ON STAGE AND DOUG BREAKS DOWN. THE MUSIC STOPS. THE MEN EMBRACE. JULIE KISSES ROBERT. ROBERT TURNS AND CUES MARTY.
ROBERT: Maestro... as we planned.
THE MUSIC "TOGETHER" BEGINS AND ROBERT SINGS.
ROBERT: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Wherever we go... Whatever we do... (SPOKEN) Do you remember this one?
DOUG NODS AND HE AND JULIE JOIN ROBERT CENTER STAGE.
ROBERT: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Wherever we go... Whatever we do... We're gonna go through it... Together...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] We may not go far... But sure as a star... Wherever we are... It's Together...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] Wherever I go I know he goes... (POINTING TO DOUG)

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] Wherever I go I know she goes... (POINTING TO JULIE)

ROBERT: (SINGING) [notes] No fits, no fights, no feuds and no egos...

THEY ALL LINK ARMS AND DO SOME CHORUS LINE KICKS.
JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] Amigos

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Together... Through thick or through thin... All out or all in... And whether it's...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] win...

ROBERT: (SINGING) [notes] place or...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] show...

ROBERT: (SINGING) [notes] It's you for me and...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] me for you...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] We'll muddle through whatever we do...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Together, wherever we go... We go in a group, we tour in a troupe... We land in the soup, but we know... The things we do, we do by three... Some perfect team...

JULIE INTENTIONALLY MAKES A WRONG STEP IN THEIR CHORUS LINE.
ROBERT: No this way, Julie! (SINGING) [notes] Together...

DOUG/JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] Together...

ROBERT: (SINGING) [notes] Wherever...

DOUG/JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] Wherever...

ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Together, wherever we go!...

THUNDERING APPLAUSE. DOUG AND ROBERT HUG AGAIN.
JULIE: Thank you all. We will take a brief intermission. Please enjoy yourselves and get ready for more "Music of the Night..."
MORE APPLAUSE AS JULIE, DOUG, AND ROBERT WALK OFF STAGE.
DOUG: Why didn't someone (LOOKING STRAIGHT AT JULIE) tell me that Robert was coming back to Salem?

JULIE: My darling, then it wouldn't have been a surprise!

DOUG: Well, at least I won't be the only one surprised tonight!

OUT ON DOUG'S MISCHIEVOUS GRIN.

ACT IV

EUTERPE / VICTOR'S TABLE. VICTOR IS EATING WHEN JOHN APPROACHES.
VICTOR: John!

JOHN: Hey, Vic.

VICTOR: (MOTIONING TO A CHAIR NEXT TO HIM) Please, sit down.

JOHN: (SITTING) Thanks. (BEAT) Quite a show, huh?

VICTOR: Quite. I never would have expected to see some of the people I've seen up on that stage...

JOHN: Yeah. Well, it's for a good cause.

VICTOR: Yes, and one in which I firmly believe. (BEAT) So, how is my grandson doing?

JOHN: (BEAMING AT THE MENTION OF BRADY) He's just great. Y'know, I missed him even more than I realized.

VICTOR: Well, I hope to see him soon. I thought it would be best that I not visit while he was with Kayla or Caroline...

JOHN: Probably. Don't worry, I'll bring him for a visit sometime soon.

VICTOR: Excellent. So, are you ready to tell me anything about what you learned on your trip?

JOHN: Well, I'm still trying to sort it all out, but... My conversations with Danielle were very... enlightening.

VICTOR: How so?

JOHN: She and Carly knew each other as children. Danielle's mother worked as a housekeeper for the Von Leuschners.

VICTOR: I see. Very interesting...

JOHN: Apparently, Carly was quite a terror, even at a young age. And she just got worse as she grew older.

VICTOR: Hmmm... I suspected that she was hiding something.

JOHN: She was hiding a lot. She was responsible for Dani becoming a thief. She was also responsible for Dani's disappearance and the end of our marriage.

VICTOR: So you were married to Danielle, after all...

JOHN: Yes, I was. I remember it now.

VICTOR: Do you remember everything?

JOHN: No. There are still some holes. I'm hoping that those memories will come back... in time.

VICTOR: You said that Carly was responsible for ending your marriage to Danielle?

JOHN: Yes. She blackmailed her. She told Dani to leave, or she would tell me that Dani was Romulus.

VICTOR: But why? What did Carly have to gain?

JOHN: Me.

VICTOR: What? I don't understand...

JOHN: Carly got Dani out of the picture so she could move in.

VICTOR: You and Carly became involved?

JOHN: More than that. We got married.

VICTOR: (SHOCKED) Married?

JOHN: Yeah. She found out I was Forrest Alamain, and she wanted to get her hands on my money.

VICTOR: But her family was very wealthy. Why...?

JOHN: I think she wanted more. I also think she got a thrill out of it.

LEIGH APPROACHES.
VICTOR: I was always suspicious of her... (SEEING LEIGH) Leigh!
VICTOR AND JOHN STAND.
LEIGH: Hello, Victor.
VICTOR AND LEIGH SHARE A FRIENDLY HUG.
LEIGH: (CONT'D) Mister Black.

JOHN: Did you forget? It's John.

LEIGH: All right... John.

VICTOR: Please, sit down.

THEY ALL SIT DOWN.
VICTOR: (CONT'D) I trust the two of you have cleared up your initial misunderstandings?

LEIGH: I think we've worked things out. Wouldn't you say so... John?

JOHN: (SMILING) Yes, Leigh, I'd say so.

VICTOR: I'm glad to hear it...

VICTOR'S VOICE TRAILS OFF AS HE SEES JOHN TENSE. VICTOR FOLLOWS JOHN'S GAZE TO SEE LAWRENCE APPROACHING.
LAWRENCE: Victor.

VICTOR: Lawrence.

LAWRENCE TURNS TO LEIGH.
LAWRENCE: I don't believe we've met. I'm Lawrence Alamain.

LEIGH: (STANDING AND EXTENDING HER HAND) Leigh McCloud.

LAWRENCE: (TAKING LEIGH'S HAND) Ahhh, so you're Leigh McCloud. (KISSES HER HAND AND RELEASES IT) This is indeed a pleasure. You've made quite an impact at Ecosystems... I've been hearing your name a lot in the last few weeks.

LEIGH: (SITTING BACK DOWN) Good things, I hope.

LAWRENCE: Absolutely. Ecosystems has been doing much better than it had previously...

LAWRENCE TURNS AND GLARES AT JOHN.
JOHN: Nice to see you, too, Lawrence.

LAWRENCE: (COOL) John. (GRINNING SLIGHTLY) If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a donation to the Community Center.

LAWRENCE LEAVES THE TABLE.
LEIGH: So, that's Lawrence Alamain. I've read quite a bit about him, but I'd never actually seen him in person.

JOHN: Don't be too impressed.

VICTOR: That is one man in Salem that you can never trust.

LEIGH: Oh?

JOHN: Absolutely. The less you have to do with him, the better.

HOLD ON LEIGH'S INTRIGUE.

GO TO: JACK AND JENNIFER'S TABLE. JACK IS NOW WEARING HIS TUXEDO. JENNIFER TURNS TO JACK.

JENNIFER: I hate to admit it, Jack, but I'm getting a little tired...

JACK: Then, Mrs. D., we exit, stage left...

JENNIFER: Before we go...

JACK OPENS HIS MOUTH TO ARGUE, BUT JENNIFER CUTS HIM OFF.
JENNIFER: (CONT'D) Relax, Jack, I was just going to say I'd like to go backstage for a moment to say good-bye to everyone...

JACK: A quick good-bye?

JENNIFER: I promise!

JACK: Deal.

JACK RISES AND OFFERS HIS ARMS TO JENNIFER. SHE TAKES IT AND, ARM-IN-ARM, THEY PROCEED BACKSTAGE.

CUT TO: BACK STAGE. TURMOIL REIGNS. BILL SEES JACK AND JENNIFER ENTER AND GOES TO THEM. THEY ARE JOINED BY ROSIE, TOM, ALICE AND ROBERT.

ROBERT: (TO JENNIFER) Cherie, how good it is to see you again! Last time I saw you, you were such a little thing...

JACK: She's still little...

JENNIFER: Hey, no short jokes...

ROBERT: But she is so lovely... (KISSING JENNIFER'S HAND)

JACK: (EYEING ROBERT SUSPICIOUSLY) You're French, right?

JENNIFER: Jack! (TO ROBERT) I don't believe you've met my husband, Jack Deveraux.

ROBERT: Enchante...

JACK AND ROBERT SHAKE HANDS.
JENNIFER: Oh, Robert, it is good to see you. This really does remind me of the Cat Scanner review... having you and Rosie here...

ROSIE: Just wait until you see our act...

JACK: I'm afraid we have to be going. Jennifer admitted she was tired, which leads me to believe she's far more worn out than she'll confess.

ALICE: Darling, are you alright?

JENNIFER: Really, I'm fine. I wish I could stay to see the whole show, but...

JACK: But your over-solicitous husband, insists you take care of yourself.

BILL: Besides, there's one last surprise for you, daughter mine. The entire show is being video-taped and a copy will be delivered to your house tomorrow. You won't miss a thing!

JENNIFER: Oh, thank you! That's wonderful...

ROSIE: We all remember how you hate to be left out of anything, Jennifer Rosie!

ROBERT: So you take care of yourself...

JACK: I'll be sure of that...

ROBERT: It is clear that you will... such amour, it is a delight to see...

JENNIFER BEAMS AT JACK, WHO ACTUALLY BEAMS BACK A LITTLE, AS THE REST LAUGH HAPPILY.
TOM: You do look tired, my dear... Jack, take this young lady home!

JACK: Right away, I assure you. Say good night, Jennifer...

JENNIFER: Good night, Jennifer...

EVERYONE GROANS.
JENNIFER: (CONT'D) Well, it is a variety show... I'm just doing my vaudeville bit...
HOLD ON EVERYONE'S LAUGHTER AS JENNIFER GRINS.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / JANET'S TABLE. MARCUS AND JANET ARE SEATED, TALKING.

JANET: So, what do you think of the show so far, Marcus?

MARCUS: I think it's been great. I'm just happy we're having this Benefit. When those pipes burst at the Community Center, I thought that was it. (BEAT) We really owe Doug... big time.

JANET: What about the entertainment?

MARCUS: I've enjoyed it. There have been some surprises. I didn't realize I knew so many artistically talented people. (BEAT) Speaking of artistic people, what about you? How come I haven't seen you up there yet?

JANET: (SMILING) Patience, Doctor. The night is still young...

MARCUS: (INTRIGUED) So you are performing? What are you going to do?

JANET: You'll find out soon enough.

MARCUS: Oh, man... You're going to make me wait?

JANET: Absolutely. I wouldn't want to spoil it for you.

MARCUS: I don't think that would happen. I'm sure you're going to be a smash hit.

JANET: Thank you for your confidence. I'll do my best.

MARCUS: You seem pretty much at ease. Aren't you nervous about being up on stage?

JANET: No, not really. I've been through enough recitals in my life to overcome any fears of being in front of an audience.

MARCUS: Well, that's good. I have terrible stage fright, myself.

JANET: You? I find that hard to believe.

MARCUS: Believe it. I was going to be the next Sidney Poitier until...

JANET: Until what?

MARCUS: You don't want to hear this...

JANET: Yes, I do. (BEAT) Don't try to weasel out of it, Marcus Hunter. Tell me.

MARCUS: All right. It was my freshman year of high school, and I was in the drama club...

GO TO: KAYLA, SITTING A FEW TABLES AWAY FROM MARCUS AND JANET. SHE IS AGITATED, OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS, AS SHE WATCHES THEM TALK. SHE DOESN'T NOTICE AS KATE ROBERTS WALKS UP TO HER.

KATE: Hello, Mrs. Johnson.

KAYLA: (SURPRISED) Oh! Ms. Roberts, hello! (STANDING UP) Please, call me Kayla.

KATE: (HANDING KAYLA A CHECK) On behalf of Titan Publishing, I wanted to make an additional donation to help the Community Center.

KAYLA: (DISTRACTED, FREQUENTLY GLANCING OVER AT MARCUS AND JANET) Thank you... Thank you very much, Ms. Roberts.

KATE: Please, call me Kate.

KAYLA: All right, Kate, thank you. This is very generous.

KATE: Well, it's an admirable thing you're trying to do with the Center. I wish you the best of luck.

KAYLA: Thank you.

KATE: (LOOKING OVER KAYLA'S SHOULDER) Oh, would you excuse me? I see someone I need to speak to...

KAYLA: Certainly.

KATE WALKS AWAY, AND KAYLA AGAIN LOOKS OVER AT MARCUS AND JANET. THEY ARE BOTH LAUGHING HEARTILY AT MARCUS' STORY. KAYLA QUICKLY TURNS HER BACK TO THEM.
KAYLA: (CONT'D) Come on, Kayla. Concentrate on the task at hand. Let's see if we can't chat with some more potential donors...
KAYLA BEGINS TO WALK AWAY WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER. SHE TURNS TO SEE THAT IT IS LAWRENCE.
LAWRENCE: Mrs. Johnson...

KAYLA: (PULLING AWAY FROM LAWRENCE'S HAND) Mr. Alamain.

LAWRENCE: (HANDING HER A CHECK) This is for the Community Center.

KAYLA REACHES OUT SLOWLY, WINCING SLIGHTLY AS SHE TAKES THE CHECK.
KAYLA: On behalf of the Community Center staff, thank you.

LAWRENCE: You're welcome. I was afraid you might not accept it.

KAYLA: The Center needs all the help it can get. (BEAT) I won't let my personal feelings get in the way of that.

LAWRENCE: (SMILING SLIGHTLY) Well, I admire your professionalism.

KAYLA: Will you excuse me, please?

KAYLA TURNS AND WALKS AWAY FROM LAWRENCE.
KAYLA: (CONT'D) (SOTTO VOCE) I am calm... I am calm...

GO TO: CAROLINE, SITTING AT A TABLE. VICTOR WALKS UP.

VICTOR: Hello, Caroline.

CAROLINE: Hello, Victor. How are you?

VICTOR: I'm doing well, thank you. And you?

CAROLINE: I'm fine. Are you enjoying the show?

VICTOR: Very much.

CAROLINE: I saw you speaking to John earlier. How is he doing?

VICTOR: He has a lot on his mind. He learned quite a bit in Europe, and now he has to come to terms with it.

CAROLINE: He's very reluctant to talk. I'm a little worried, to be honest...

VICTOR: Don't worry. I'm sure he'll tell you everything in time. He'll be fine... he has the support of the Brady clan, after all.

CAROLINE: Yes... yes, he does. As far as we're concerned, he's still family.

VICTOR: Speaking of family, how is Bo doing with Shawn-Douglas? I spoke to him several days ago, but...

CAROLINE: But he didn't have much to say, I'm sure.

VICTOR: No. Has he talked to you?

CAROLINE: A little. He's very worried about how Shawn-Douglas is taking Carly's death. Shawn-D is a very confused little boy. I just hope that Dr. Ector can help them.

VICTOR: If he can't, then I'll find someone who can. I want Bo and Shawn-Douglas to be happy.

CAROLINE: That's all any of us want.

GO TO: MORGAN, BOB, AND SPENCER SITTING TOGETHER.

MORGAN: So, Spencer, what's the status on that restraining order to keep Gus Bartoli away from Carrie Brady?

SPENCER: I don't think we'll have any trouble pushing it through. But, I'm not sure how much good it's going to do, since Bartoli isn't ever the one who approaches her.

BOB: I hope you've got a really good case against that greasebag. When I think about what he's put Carrie Brady through, I just wanna wring his neck...

MORGAN: Easy there, big guy!

BOB: Sorry. It's just... she's good people, you know? I get mad when slime like Bartoli try to make life miserable for people like her.

SPENCER: Well, we're going to do our best to make sure that Bartoli doesn't have the chance to hurt people like Carrie for a long, long time...

CANDIS AND LEXIE APPROACH.
LEXIE: Hey, is this shop talk that I'm hearing over here?

BOB: Sort of...

CANDIS: (PUTTING HER ARMS AROUND MORGAN) Well, consider the shop-talk session officially over. This is a night to relax and enjoy.

MORGAN: Yes ma'am.

BOB: Hey, Lexie! Where's your old man?

LEXIE: Backstage, getting ready for his number...

MORGAN: He's performing?

LEXIE: Yes, he is! Don't look so shocked...

BOB: (CHUCKLING) Oh boy, this oughtta be good...

CANDIS: You guys had better be nice to Abe.

MORGAN: And why would we want to do that?

CANDIS: Because he's performing with your boss.

HOLD ON MORGAN AND BOB'S SURPRISE.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. EVE IS STANDING IN THE WINGS, LOOKING OUT ONTO THE STAGE. HER EYES ARE UNFOCUSED, AND SHE IS OBVIOUSLY OFF IN ANOTHER REALM. DISSOLVE TO: EVE'S FANTASY. EVE STANDS ON AN EMPTY STAGE. SHE IS DRESSED IN A GOWN OF PURE WHITE GOSSAMER. HER HAIR IS PULLED UP ON HER HEAD, AND A CASCADE OF RINGLETS DRAPES DOWN HER BACK. IT IS DARK. SUDDENLY, THERE IS A DIM LIGHT. SHE HEARS A PIANO IN THE BACKGROUND, SOFTLY PLAYING THE "MOONLIGHT SONATA." EVE LOOKS AROUND, CONFUSED. MIST COVERS THE GROUND, SURROUNDING HER. IT SLOWLY DISSOLVES, AND SHE LOOKS UP. THERE IS A MAN, DRESSED IN A TUXEDO, WEARING THE MASK OF THE PHANTOM. HE HOLDS HIS HAND OUT TO HER. SHE HESITATES, BUT TAKES IT. HE BOWS AND KISSES HER HAND. SHE CURTSEYS TO HIM. HE SWEEPS HER INTO HIS ARMS, AND THEY BEGIN TO WALTZ. AS THE CAMERA PULLS BACK, WE SEE THE PREVIOUSLY EMPTY STAGE HAS BEEN FILLED WITH CANDLES IN GOLD CANDELABRA, AND WHITE AND RED ROSES. AS THEIR DANCE COMES TO A CLOSE, SHE LOOKS AT HER PARTNER IN CONFUSION. SHE REACHES UP TO TAKE OFF THE MASK, BUT HE CATCHES HER HAND AND HOLDS IT CLOSE. HE BENDS DOWN TO KISS HER. HE SAYS HER NAME. FADE OUT OF EVE'S FANTASY. EVE IS STILL STARING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AS A HAND TAPS HER ON THE SHOULDER. SHE JUMPS AND WHIRLS AROUND, ANGRY.

EVE: What is it now?

SHANE: Er. Surprise?

EVE'S EYES WIDEN AS SHE SEES HER FATHER.
EVE: Dad?

SHANE: In the flesh!

EVE THROWS HERSELF INTO HIS ARMS AND THEY SHARE A LONG HUG.
EVE: Dad! What are you doing here?

SHANE: John called me and told me about the Benefit. The ISA didn't have anything for me to do right now... I heard you were going to perform. I couldn't miss that, could I?

EVE: Thanks, Dad! I'm so glad you're here!

SHANE: And besides, I think there are a few things you and I need to straighten out, young lady.

EVE LOOKS AT HER FATHER IN TREPIDATION. OUT ON EVE.

ACT V

EUTERPE. THE LIGHTS FLICKER TO SIGNAL THE END OF INTERMISSION. THE CROWD QUIETS AND TAKES THEIR SEATS. THE LIGHTS DIM AND MARTY BEGINS TO PLAY "ALL I ASK OF YOU." AS DOUG TAKES CENTER STAGE, THE LIGHTS GO OUT TOTALLY, A SINGLE SPOTLIGHT ILLUMINATING HIM.
DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] No more talk... of darkness... Forget those... wide-eyed fears... I'm here... nothing can harm you... my words will... warm and calm you...
WE SEE EVE, STANDING AT THE BAR. SHE LOOKS SAD AND ALONE. BUT SHANE WALKS UP BEHIND HER AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HER SHOULDER. EVE SMILES.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Let me be your freedom... let daylight... dry your tears... I'm here... with you... beside you... to guard you... and to guide you...
ANOTHER SPOTLIGHT, TO DOUG'S RIGHT AND BEHIND HIM, COMES UP TO REVEAL JULIE. SHE IS WEARING A VIOLET SHEATH WITH A SWEETHEART NECKLINE AND A SLIT UP ONE SIDE. A FLORAL VINE WORKED IN SILVER BEADING FOLLOWS THE SLIT AND CONTINUES DOWN ONE SLEEVE. SHE BEGINS TO WALK TOWARD DOUG, HER HAND OUTSTRETCHED.
JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] Say you love me... every waking moment... turn my head... with talk of summertime...
WE SEE TOM AND ALICE, HOLDING HANDS.
DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] Say you need me with you... now and always... promise me that all... you say is true... that's all I ask of you...
WE SEE VICTOR IN PROFILE. PULL BACK TO REVEAL HE IS WATCHING CAROLINE FROM AFAR.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (TAKING JULIE'S HAND) (SINGING) [notes] Let me be your... shelter... let me be your light... You're safe... No one will find you... your fears are far behind you...

JULIE: (BRINGING DOUG'S HAND TO HER CHEEK) (SINGING) [notes] All I want is freedom... a world with no more night... and you, always beside me... to hold me and to hide me...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] Then say you'll share with me... one love, one lifetime... let me lead you from your solitude...

WE SEE JOHN, SITTING WITH HIS CHIN ON HIS FIST.
DOUG: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Say you need me... with you here, beside you... anywhere you go, let me go too... Julie - that's all I ask of you...

JULIE: (EYES WELLING WITH TEARS) (SINGING) [notes] Say you'll share with me... one love, one lifetime... say the word and I will follow you...

BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] Share each day with me... each night, each morning...

JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] Say you love me...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] You know I do...

BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] Love me... that's all I ask of you...

THEY KISS, THE MUSIC SWELLS.
BOTH: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Anywhere you go... let me go too... Love me... that's all I ask of you...
THE LIGHTS GO BLACK AND THE CROWD APPLAUDS. JULIE EXITS THE STAGE, DOUG REMAINS.
DOUG: Yes, love is in the air tonight.
DOUG BLOWS A KISS IN JULIE'S DIRECTION.
DOUG: (CONT'D) Let's all give a warm welcome to Abe Carver, as he adds a little more romance to our evening. Accompanying Abe, is Salem's newest Police Captain, Janet Yamada.
AS THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, ABE WALKS ON STAGE, DRESSED IN A BLACK TUXEDO, WITH A GOLD-SPECKLED BOW TIE. JANET, DRESSED IN A LONG EVENING DRESS, TAKES A SEAT AT THE PIANO. HER DRESS IS DEEP CORAL, WITH LONG SLEEVES WITH WHITE CUFFS, AND A WHITE COLLAR OVER A DEEP NECKLINE. JANET BEGINS PLAYING THE PIANO. ABE STARTS SINGING "THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT."
ABE: (SINGING) [notes] And the world is cold... I'll feel a glow... Just thinking of you... And the way you look tonight...
ABE LOOKS LOVINGLY AT LEXIE, SEATED NEAR THE STAGE, WHO SMILES BACK.
ABE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] How lovely with your smile so warm... And your cheeks so soft... There is nothing for me but to love you... And the way you look tonight...
ABE WALKS DOWN AND STANDS NEXT TO THE PIANO.
ABE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] With each word your tenderness grows... Tearing my fear apart... And that laugh that wrinkles your nose... Touches my foolish heart...
WE SEE MARCUS, WHO IS SMILING AS HE WATCHES JANET.
ABE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Lovey my oh never never change... Keep that breathless charm... Won't you please arrange it?... 'Cause I love you... Just the way you look now... Just the way you look now...
ABE TURNS TO FACE JANET, WHO BEGINS A SMALL PIANO SOLO. WE SEE BOB AND JOE, WHO LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN AMAZEMENT.
ABE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Lovey never never change... Keep that breathless charm... Won't you please arrange it... 'Cause I love you...
ABE WALKS OVER TO STAND IN FRONT OF LEXIE.
ABE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] And the look of you that destroys me somehow... As it does now... Oooh what a sight... Carefree and light... Glowing and bright... The way you look tonight...
ABE BENDS DOWN AS LEXIE STANDS AND THEY KISS. THE AUDIENCE BREAKS INTO APPLAUSE. ABE STANDS UP AND BOWS. HE TURNS TO JANET, APPLAUDING. JANET STANDS UP FROM THE PIANO, TURNS TO THE AUDIENCE, AND WITH A WIDE SMILE, TAKES A BOW. DOUG TAKES CENTER STAGE AS ABE AND JANET EXIT.
DOUG: Thank you, Janet and Abe! Janet Yamada of the Salem Police Department, Ladies and Gentlemen, and Abe Carver of Carver and Carver. It's good to make friends with those police and detective types, I always say. (BEAT) Now I'd like to introduce one of our own, visiting from the fair state of Texas. Justin Kiriakis!
DOUG EXITS AND JUSTIN ENTERS. JUSTIN IS WEARING BLACK PANTS, A WHITE DINNER JACKET, AND A BLACK BOW TIE.
JUSTIN: Thank you Doug! I'm so happy to be back in Salem for this wonderful Benefit. In a lot of ways, Salem will always be my home. My uncle Victor is here.
WE SEE VICTOR, SMILING PROUDLY.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) And I met my lovely wife, Adrienne, here.
JUSTIN GESTURES TO ADRIENNE, WHO IS SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW. SHE BEAMS UP AT HIM.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) Now that Adrienne and I have four boys to raise, this song seems especially poignant.
THE MUSIC BEGINS, "DON'T GET AROUND MUCH ANYMORE."
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Missed the Saturday dance... Heard they crowded the floor... I couldn't bear it without you... (SHRUGS) Don't get around much anymore...
JUSTIN STROLLS ACROSS THE STAGE, ONE HAND IN HIS POCKET.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Thought I'd visit the club... Got as far as the door... They'd have asked about you... Don't get around much anymore...
HE RETURNS TO CENTER STAGE HOLDING HANDS UP IN A "WHY" GESTURE.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Darlin' I guess my mind's more at ease... But nevertheless, why stir up memories?... Been invited on dates... I might have gone but what for?... Awfully different without you... (SINGING TO ADRIENNE) Don't get around much anymore...
AS THE CROWD APPLAUDS, JUSTIN LEANS DOWN AND PULLS ADRIENNE UP ON STAGE.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) For those of you who don't know her, this is... my wife, Adrienne. And tonight is our wedding anniversary.
JUSTIN HOLDS ADRIENNE'S HAND AND BEGINS TO SING. HE IS ACCOMPANIED ONLY BY MARTY ON PIANO.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] He asked her what gifts can I bring you?... To prove that my love for you is true?... I want to make you mine forever... There's nothing on this earth I would not do... She said everything I wanted... You have given willingly... So now there's only one more thing I need... If you love me, give me wings... Don't be afraid if I fly... A bird in a cage will forget how to sing... If you love me, give me wings...
JUSTIN HOLDS OUT HIS ARMS AND TAKES ADRIENNE INTO HIS EMBRACE AS THEY SLOWLY BEGAN TO DANCE. JUSTIN CONTINUES TO SING.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] He walked over to the window... And silently stared into space... Said I just want to protect you... You know this world's a dangerous place... She put her arms around him... She said I know you mean well... There's lessons I must learn for myself... If you love me, give me wings... Don't be afraid if I fly... A bird in a cage will forget how to sing... If you trust me, give me wings...
AS THEY DANCE, ADRIENNE HIDES HER FACE IN JUSTIN'S SHOULDER. HE COAXES HER WITH A FINGER UNDER HER CHIN.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] She said up above the clouds... Oh you can see forever... And I know you and I can learn to fly together...
ADRIENNE BEGINS TO CRY AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME.
JUSTIN: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] If you love me, give me wings... Don't be afraid if I fly... A bird in a cage will forget how to sing... If you love me, give me wings... If you really love me, give me wings...
JUSTIN KISSES ADRIENNE. HE JUMPS OFF THE STAGE AND THEN HELPS ADRIENNE DOWN. AS THE CROWD APPLAUDS, JUSTIN AND ADRIENNE SIT DOWN AT THEIR TABLE. JUSTIN KISSES ADRIENNE AGAIN. OUT ON THEIR KISS.

ACT VI

EUTERPE / STAGE. ROBERT COMES OUT ON STAGE IN WHITE TIE AND TAILS, WITH A TOP HAT, CANE, AND ROSE. THERE IS A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR ON STAGE. HE DOES NOT NOTICE THE AUDIENCE. HE IS GETTING DRESSED FOR A BIG DATE. HE COMBS HIS HAIR, SMELLS THE ROSE AND PUTS IT IN HIS LAPEL. THEN HE SPOTS THE AUDIENCE AND BEGINS TO SING, "ALL I NEED NOW IS THE GIRL."
ROBERT: (SINGING) [notes] Once my clothes were shabby... Tailors called me cabby... So I took a vow... Said this bum'll be Beau Brummel... Now I'm smooth and snappy... Now my tailor's happy... I'm the cat's meow... My wardrobe is a wow... Paris silks... Harris tweeds... There's only one thing I need... Got my tweed's pressed... Got my best vest... All I need now is the girl... Got my striped tie... Got my hopes high... Got the time and the place and I got rhythm... Now all I need's the girl to go with 'em... If she'll just appear... we'd take this big town for a whirl... And if she'll say my darling I'm yours... I'd throw away those striped ties and... my best pressed tweed... All I really need is the girl...
ROBERT BEGINS TO TAP DANCE. THEN CALLIOPE APPEARS IN A BEAUTIFUL, LONG FLOWING SILVER GOWN AND THEY WALTZ ACROSS THE FLOOR. ROBERT TWIRLS CALLIOPE AND LETS GO OF HER HAND. JUST THEN ROSIE, WEARING A LONG GOLD GOWN, APPEARS, UPSTAGES CALLIOPE, AND JOINS ROBERT FOR THE END OF THE DANCE. THERE ARE A SERIES OF LIFTS, ROBERT TRIES TO LIFT ROSIE THE FIRST TIME AND FALLS, HE TRIES AGAIN AND FALLS. ON THE THIRD LIFT, ROSIE PICKS UP ROBERT. FOR THE FINALE OF THE SONG, CALLIOPE JOINS THEM AND THE THREE OF THEM FINISH THE DANCE TOGETHER. CALLIOPE DANCES OFF STAGE AS MICKEY, DAVE AND BILL DANCE ON STAGE TO JOIN ROBERT AND ROSIE. THE MEN WEAR TOP HATS AND TAILS. ROBERT BEGINS TO SING HIS OWN VERSION OF "HELLO DOLLY."
ROBERT: (SINGING) [notes] Hello, Rosie... This is Robert, Rosie... It's so nice to have you back where you belong...
THE MEN LINE UP ON EITHER SIDE OF ROSIE
ROBERT: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] You're looking swell, Rosie... I can tell, Rosie... You're still growin' you're still glowin'... you're still goin' strong...
THEY ALL DANCE WITH ROSIE INDIVIDUALLY.
ROBERT: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] I feel the room swayin'... When the band's playin'... One of your old fav'rite songs from way back when... So golly gee fellas... Find her an empty knee, fellas... Rosie will never go away again...
ROBERT ENDS UP ON ROSIE'S KNEES AS THEY ALL KNEEL DOWN AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE. APPLAUSE. DOUG WALKS OUT ON STAGE AS ROSIE, ROBERT, BILL, DAVE AND EXIT.
DOUG: What an act to follow! Let's hear it for Robert and Rosie!
THE AUDIENCE SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPING THE APPLAUSE, SO ROSIE AND ROBERT COME BACK ONTO THE STAGE FOR ANOTHER OVATION. THEY EXIT AND THE APPLAUSE FINALLY DIES.
DOUG: (CONT'D) But I know one Salem couple that can follow any act. Let's give a warm encore welcome to Maggie and Mickey Horton!
APPLAUSE. MAGGIE HAS CHANGED INTO A GORGEOUS RED BEADED LONG-SLEEVED DRESS WITH A HANDKERCHIEF HEMLINE. SHE IS WEARING A WHITE BOA SLUNG OVER HER SHOULDERS. MARTY IS AT THE PIANO AND MAGGIE IS LYING ON TOP OF IT. MICKEY JOINS HER. MAGGIE BEGINS TO SING "NIGHT AND DAY."
MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] Night and Day... You are the one... Only you beneath the moon and... Under the sun...
MAGGIE WORKS THE BOA NEAR MICKEY. MICKEY LEANS INTO MAGGIE.
MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] Whether near to me or far... It's no matter, darling where you are... I think of you... Night and Day...
MICKEY PULLS MAGGIE OFF THE PIANO AND INTO HIS ARMS.
MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] Day and Night... Why is it so?... That this longing for you... Follows wherever I go?...

MICKEY: (SINGING) [notes] In the roaring traffic's boom... In the silence of my lonely room... I think of you...

TOGETHER: (SINGING) [notes] Night and Day...

MAGGIE AND MICKEY BEGIN TO DANCE ACROSS THE FLOOR. THEY ONLY HAVE EYES FOR EACH OTHER. WE SEE TOM AND ALICE EMBRACING.
MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] Night and Day... Under the hide of me... There's an Oh, such hungry yearning...
THEY STOP DANCING, AND MAGGIE RUNS HER LEG UP AND DOWN MICKEY'S.
MAGGIE: (SINGING) [notes] Burning inside of me...
MAGGIE WRAPS THE BOA AROUND MICKEY'S NECK. THEY STAND FACE-TO-FACE, SINGING ONLY TO EACH OTHER.
TOGETHER: (SINGING) [notes] And its torment won't be through... 'Til you let me spend my life making love to you... Day and Night... Night and Day...
THEY EMBRACE AND KISS, HOLD ON THEIR KISS AND THE APPLAUSE.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / BACKSTAGE. SHANE IS DRESSED IN HIS BEST ENGLISH GENTLEMEN'S SUIT. HE IS OBVIOUSLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. EVE WALKS UP.

SHANE: Eve, where's Jack?

EVE: The very-married Mr. Deveraux is home with wifey-poo. Why?

SHANE: He was supposed to play Pickering in the next scene. Oh well, I'll just have to wing it. (BEAT) Wing it? What am I saying? Where's Doug? I'm a spy, not a singer.

EVE: Wait a minute, Dad, don't panic, I have an idea.

HOLD ON EVE.

CUT TO: STAGE. DOUG IS APPLAUDING AS MICKEY AND MAGGIE WALK OFF STAGE.

DOUG: And now, to add a little class to the evening. Our own International super-spy... and very proper Englishman... Cap'n Shane Donovan!
APPLAUSE. SHANE WALKS OUT ON STAGE AND BEGINS TO "SING" "HYMN TO HIM."
SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] What in all of heaven could have prompted her to go?... After such a triumph at the ball... What could have depressed her?... What could have possessed her?... I can't understand the wretch at all... Women are irrational... That's all there is to that... Their heads are full of cotton, hay and rags... They are nothing but exasperating, irritating... vacillating... calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags...
ANOTHER "MAN" JOINS SHANE ON STAGE. "HE" IS DRESSED MUCH LIKE SHANE, BUT IS WEARING A HAT. WHEN THE LIGHT HITS "HIM," WE REALIZE THE OTHER MAN IS EVE. SHANE TURNS TO "PICKERING"
SHANE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Pickering, Why can't a woman be more like a man?

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] I beg your pardon?

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] Yes, Why can't a woman be more like a man?... Men are so honest... So thoroughly square... Eternally noble... Historically fair... When you win they always give your back a pat...

SHANE PATS EVE'S BACK.
SHANE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Why can't a woman be like that?... Why does everyone do what the others do?... Can't a woman learn to use her head?... Why do they do everything their mothers do?... Why don't they grow up like their father instead?... Why can't a woman take after a man?... Men are so pleasant so easy to please... Whenever you're with them you're always at ease...
SHANE TURNS TO "PICKERING."
SHANE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?...

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] Of course not...

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?...

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] Nonsense...

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?...

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] Never...

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] Why can't a woman be like you?... One man in a million may shout a bit... Now and then there's one who's slightly fixed... One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit... But by and large we are a marvelous sex...

THEY LINK ARMS.
SHANE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Why can't a woman take after a man?... Men are so friendly... Good natured and kind... A better companion you never will find... If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?...

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] Of course not...

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss?...

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] Nonsense...

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] Would you complain if I took out another fella?...

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] Never...

SHANE: (SINGING) [notes] Why can't a woman be like us?... Why can't a woman be more like a man?... Men are so decent, such regular chaps... Ready to help you through any mishaps... Ready to buck you up whenever you are out of luck... Why can't a woman be a chap?... Wise thinking - something women never do... Wise logic - never even tried... Straightening up their hair is all they ever do... Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?... Why can't a woman behave like a man?... If I was a woman who'd been to a ball... Hailed as a princess by one and by all... Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?... Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?... Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?... Why can't a woman be like me?...

SHANE AND EVE EMBRACE. THEN EVE PULLS OFF HER HAT TO REVEAL HER "TRUE" IDENTITY. OUT ON THE AUDIENCE'S OVATION.

ACT VII

EUTERPE / STAGE. THE ORCHESTRA BEGINS TO PLAY "SINGING IN THE RAIN." DOUG COMES ON STAGE, SKIPPING TO THE MUSIC. HE IS STILL WEARING THE TUXEDO, BUT HAS ADDED A YELLOW RAINCOAT AND A YELLOW UMBRELLA. AS HE SINGS HE DOES A GENE KELLEY DANCE SPINNING HIS UMBRELLA IN THE AIR AND SPINNING HIMSELF AROUND IT AND JUMPING UP AND CLICKING HIS HEELS TOGETHER.
DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] I'm singing in the rain... Just singing in the rain... What a glorious feeling... I'm happy again... I'm laughing at clouds... So dark up above...
AS DOUG IS SINGING, JULIE SKIPS ON STAGE WEARING A CLASSIC WOMEN'S PANTS SUIT IN GOLD WITH GOLD HEELS. DOUG MEETS HER HALFWAY AND LINKS HIS ARM WITH HERS. TOGETHER THEY TURN TO THE AUDIENCE AND SING THE FOLLOWING LINE.
TOGETHER: (SINGING) [notes] The sun's in my heart... And I'm ready for love...
THE MUSIC FADES OUT AND FADES IN WITH THE TUNE "YOU ARE MY LUCKY STAR." DOUG AND JULIE TURN TO FACE EACH OTHER AND SING. THEY SMILE AND THEIR EYES ARE FILLED WITH LOVE.
JULIE: (SINGING) [notes] You are my lucky star... I saw you from afar... Two lovely eyes at me they were gleaming... Beaming, I was star struck...

DOUG: (SINGING) [notes] You are my lucky charm... I'm lovely in your arms... You've opened heaven's portal... Here on earth for this mere mortal...

TOGETHER: (SINGING) [notes] You are my lucky star...

DOUG: (WHISPERING) I love you, fair lady.

DOUG AND JULIE BREAK FROM THEIR INTENSE GAZE TO FACE THE AUDIENCE.
DOUG: (CONT'D) And now, something to "heat" up the place... Ladies and Gentleman: Candis Morgan.
AS DOUG AND JULIE EXIT, CANDIS WALKS ON STAGE WEARING A RED AND SILVER SHORT SKIRT DRESS THAT GRADUALLY CHANGES SHADES OF RED FROM THE SKIRT TO THE NECKLINE. SHE HAS ON RED HEELS. MARTY AND THE ORCHESTRA BEGIN TO PLAY "TOO DARN HOT." CANDIS DANCES AND SINGS.
CANDIS: (SINGING) [notes] It's too darn hot... It's too darn hot... I'd like to sup with my baby tonight... Refill the cup with baby tonight... But I ain't up to my baby tonight... 'Cause it's too darn hot...
CANDIS CATCHES THE EYES OF HER HUSBAND, MORGAN. SHE MOVES TO STAND IN FRONT OF HIM AND CONTINUES HER DANCE.
CANDIS: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] It's too darn hot... It's too darn hot... I'd like to coo with my baby tonight... And pitch the woo with my baby tonight... But sister you fight with my baby tonight... 'Cause it's too darn hot... According to the latest report... Ev'ry average girl you know... Much prefers her lovey dovey to court... When the temperature is low... But when the thermometer goes 'way up... And the weather is sizzling hot... Mister Adam... For his madam... Is not... 'Cause it's too darn hot...

CUT TO: BACKSTAGE. CANDIS CAN STILL BE HEARD SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND. THE CAST AND CREW WHO ARE BACKSTAGE SURROUND DOUG.

IAN: (FRANTICALLY) Doug, what about the finale?

DOUG: Don't worry about it Ian, I've got everything under control.

JULIE: Doug... What are you up to? The show is almost over. How can you possibly keep the finale secret any longer?

WE HEAR CANDIS' SONG END AND THE AUDIENCE APPLAUD.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / STAGE. DOUG HURRIES OUT ON STAGE TO AVOID ANSWERING THE QUESTION.

DOUG: Now for a special treat. While I was away from Salem, I heard that this place had some grand entertainment. One of the most talented is our next performer. We're glad she decided to come back to Salem and bring back that powerhouse voice. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Eve Donovan.
EVE COMES OUT AND BEGINS TO SING A MEDLEY OF "THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME" AND "I WISH I WERE IN LOVE AGAIN."
EVE: Hit it Marty... (BEAT) This is for you, Nick.
THE MUSIC, "THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME," BEGINS.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] The way you wear your hat... The way you sip your tea... The memory of all that... No, no they can't take that away from me... The way your smile just beams... The way you sing off key... The way you haunt my dreams... No, no they can't take that away from me...
IAN WATCHES HER WITH RAPT INTEREST FROM THE WINGS. THE MUSIC CHANGES TEMPO ("I WISH I WERE IN LOVE AGAIN").
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] The sleepless nights; the daily fights... The quick to bottom; When you reach the heights... I miss the kisses and I miss the bite... I wish I were in Love again...
EVE SCANS THE AUDIENCE FOR RICHARD. SHE WALKS OVER AND SINGS DIRECTLY TO HIM. HE SMILES POLITELY.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] The broken dates; the endless waits... The lovely loving; and the hateful hates... The conversation with the flying plates... I wish I were in Love again...
THE MUSIC CHANGES.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] We may never, never meet again on that bumpy road to love... Still I'll always always keep the memory of... The way you hold your knife... The way we danced till three... The way you changed my life...
AS IF IN A DREAM, EVE SEES A GHOSTLY IMAGE OF NICK. HE STANDS STAGE LEFT. HE WEARS A WHITE DINNER JACKET AND IS HOLDING A CIGARETTE. A CURL OF SMOKE RISE FROM THE CHEROOT. HE IS WATCHING HER.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] No, No they can't take that away from me...
THE MUSIC CHANGES.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] No more pain... No more strain... Now I'm sane but... I would rather be gagaga... Excuse me sir, but I'd much prefer... The classic battle of a him and her... I don't like quiet and I wish I were... In love again...
MUSIC CHANGES AND EVE SINGS DIRECTLY TO THE GHOSTLY IMAGE OF NICK.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] The way you changed my life... No, No they can't take that away from me... No they can't take that away from me...
AS EVE FINISHES, THE APPLAUSE SWELLS. EVE WALKS TOWARD THE PIANO AND MARTY.
EVE: (CONT'D) (TO MARTY) You know the one I want. You played it for him, now play it for me. Play it, Marty.
EVE LOOKS AT NICK. HE TAKES A PUFF ON THE CHEROOT AND GENTLY BLOWS THE SMOKE IN HER DIRECTION. IT IS NEARLY A KISS.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] It must have been cold there in my shadow... To never have sunlight on your face... You were content to let me shine, that's your way... You always walked a step behind...
WE SEE VICTOR LOOK AT JUSTIN, THEN AT CAROLINE WHO IS SEATED NEXT TO BO.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] So I was the one with all the glory... While you were the one with all the strength... A beautiful face without a name, for so long... A beautiful smile to hide the pain...
WE SEE JOHN LOOK UP TO HEAVEN, PERHAPS TO ISABELLA'S STAR, AS LEIGH WATCHES HIM.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Did you ever know that you're my hero?... And everything I would like to be... I can fly higher than an eagle... You are the wind beneath my wings...
WE SEE JULIE LOOK AT DOUG, ALICE AND TOM. THEY ALL HOLD HANDS.

CUT TO: JACK AND JENNIFER'S BEDROOM. WE STILL HEAR EVE'S SINGING. JENNIFER, LYING IN BED, LEANING BACK AGAINST THE HEADBOARD, HAS ABIGAIL IN HER ARMS. THEY ARE BOTH ASLEEP. JACK WALKS IN, LOOKS DOWN AT HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER AND KISSES THEM. HE THEN DOFFS HIS ROBE AND GETS INTO BED, GENTLY EMBRACING JENNIFER AND ABIGAIL.

CUT TO: EUTERPE / STAGE. EVE'S SONG CONTINUES.

EVE: (SINGING) [notes] It might have appeared to go unnoticed... But I've got it all here in my heart... I want you to know I know the truth... I would be nothing without you...
WE SEE KAYLA LOOK AT MARCUS.
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Did I ever tell you you're my hero?... You're everything I wish I could be... And I can fly higher than an eagle... You are the wind beneath my wings...
EVE CATCHES SHANE'S EYES. HE MOUTHS "I LOVE YOU."
EVE: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Fly, fly, fly away... You let me fly so high... Fly, fly, fly high against the sky... So high I almost touch the sky... Thank you, thank you, thank God for you... The wind beneath my wings...
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. EVE LOOKS AT NICK, WHO TAKES A FINAL PUFF ON HIS CHEROOT, THEN TOSSES IT TO THE STAGE FLOOR AND PUTS IT OUT UNDER HIS SHOE. HE MOUTHS, "I LOVE YOU, EVIE". A TEAR ROLLS DOWN EVE'S CHEEK. SHE TURNS TO THE AUDIENCE TO TAKE A BOW AND WHEN SHE TURNS BACK TO LOOK AT NICK, HE IS GONE. EVE WALKS OFF STAGE, CROSSING NEAR DOUG, WHO WALKS ON STAGE WITH KAYLA
DOUG: I hope everyone in the audience has had as good a time tonight as those backstage have had.
APPLAUSE.
DOUG: (CONT'D) And that you've been a generous audience. Remember, we're still taking donations...

KAYLA: (LAUGHING) Yes, Doug they have been generous! (TO THE AUDIENCE) We can't thank you enough. This evening has proven that dreams do come true. Now all we need is a finale. (WORRIED) Doug, we do have a finale, don't we??

DOUG: I thought you'd never ask. I invited a friend who is in town from his native London to come and help us out tonight. He wasn't sure that he'd be good enough for a Benefit such as this... but I persuaded him to come. Ladies and gentlemen... may I introduce my friend, Michael Crawford.

MICHAEL CRAWFORD WALKS OUT ON STAGE. EVERYONE IS STUNNED. JULIE LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE COULD STRANGLE DOUG FOR NOT TELLING HER. THERE IS A STANDING OVATION.
MICHAEL: Doug, thank you.
MICHAEL CRAWFORD SHAKES DOUG AND KAYLA'S HANDS, THEN TURNS TO THE AUDIENCE.
MICHAEL: (CONT'D) Thank you all! I am happy to help out for such a worthy cause. And I want to add my donation to the Center.
MICHAEL HANDS KAYLA A CHECK.
KAYLA: Mr. Crawford... this is very generous. Thank you.

MICHAEL: Michael, please. If I may call you Kayla?

KAYLA: (STAMMERING) Oh, yes. Of Course!

MICHAEL KISSES KAYLA'S HAND AND SHE WALKS OFF STAGE.
DOUG: Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all for making the Music of the Night...

MICHAEL: (INTERRUPTING) Hey, that's my song!

DOUG: What, you want royalties? (LAUGHING) Yes, thank you all for making tonight so special for us all... for Salem and its citizens... especially the children. As Michael will tell us, love can change everything.

MICHAEL: What a wonderful segue!

DOUG: If I do say so myself! Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present... Mr. Michael Crawford.

MICHAEL BOWS AS DOUG EXITS STAGE LEFT. MARTY BEGINS TO PLAY AS TRUMPETS SOUND OFF STAGE.
MICHAEL: (SINGING) [notes] Love, love changes everything... Hands and faces, earth and sky... Love, love changes everything... How you live and how you die... Love can make the summer fly... Or a night seem like a lifetime... Yes, love - love changes everything... Now I tremble at your name... Nothing in the world will ever be the same...
CANDIS JOINS MICHAEL ON STAGE. APPLAUSE.
MICHAEL: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] Love, love changes everything...

CANDIS: (SINGING) [notes] Days are longer, words mean more...

MICHAEL: (SINGING) [notes] Love, love changes everything...

CANDIS: (SINGING) [notes] Pain is deeper than before...

MICHAEL: (SINGING) [notes] Love will turn the world around...

BOTH: (SINGING) [notes] And that world will last forever...

MICHAEL: (SINGING) [notes] Love, love changes everything... Brings you glory, brings you shame...

THE CURTAIN OPENS AND THE ENTIRE ENSEMBLE, ARMS LINKED STEPS FORWARD TO JOIN MICHAEL AND CANDIS.
ALL: (SINGING) [notes] Nothing in the world will ever be the same... Off into the world we go... Planning futures, shaping years... Love bursts in and silently... All our wisdom disappears... Love makes fools of everyone... All the rules we make are broken... Love, love changes everyone... Live or perish in its flame... Love will never, never let you be the same...
THE MUSIC BUILDS.
MICHAEL: (SINGING) [notes] Love will never, never let you be the...
AS HE HOLDS LAST NOTE, THE CHORUS SINGS OVER IT.
MICHAEL: (CONT'D) (SINGING) [notes] same!...

CHORUS: (SINGING) [notes] Love changes everything... Hands and faces, earth and sky!...

THERE IS A THUNDERING STANDING OVATION. EVERYONE ON STAGE BOWS, THEN HUGS AND KISSES EACH OTHER. OUT ON THE JOY OF A SUCCESSFUL SHOW. FADE TO BLACK.

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