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This page is dedicated to presenting mayonnaise, along with all of its magical properties, to the masses.

Mayonnaise (noun) A dressing of raw eggs or egg yolks, vegetable oil, and vinear or lemon juice usually with salt and condiments.

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Mayonnaise Sentences

From: jrf
Subject: Submission for house of mayo

I am non-easy.
Nay, am I one's?
In a moan - Yes.
No! I say. Amen!
I am anyone's!
An Amy is one.
Yo, I sane man!

I may as none,
in May as one.
(May is an eon)

Nay, one aims.
Anyone aims!
So may Annie.
So aim ye Ann.

Many a noise.
A noisy Amen!
I say no Amen.
An omen, I say.  

Mayonnaise!

  - Am I Anon? Yes.
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Mayonnaise at the Museum

Thanks to jrf for this one!
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. 
        -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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The True Center of the Universe

(As far as we know, so far...)

The Currently Known Center of the Universe

The Kevin Bacon Theory

Kevin Bacon is said by some to be the center of the Universe. The proponents of this theory have put forth several reasons, but it all seems to come down to this: he can be "linked" to any other actor.

The Abe Vigoda Theory

I have a friend that claims that the center of the universe is actually Abe Vigoda . He is, of course, a great fan of "Joe Versus the Volcano", the greatest movie ever made.

The Center of the Universe Theory

If we assume that Kevin Bacon can be linked to any other actor, then any actor can be linked to any other actor. Thus, the center of the universe is actually the actor who can be linked to every other actor by the shortest number of links .

As you can see above, Kevin Bacon is clearly not the center of the universe. Unfortunately, Abe Vigoda is not the center by this theory, either.

The Unified Center of the Universe Theory

Through exploration, it has been discovered that there are actually multiple universes. So far, six additional pocket universes have been discovered. The major universe, of course, contains F. Murray Abraham , Kevin Bacon , and Abe Vigoda . Each universe has its own center, however.

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