----------------------------------------------------------- :Precambrian Nights : :Before the technological wonders of the Age of Antiquities,: :before the terrifying years of the Dark Ages, even before : :the rediculously overpowered Age of Legends, there was the : :vast, semi-developed Precambrian Age, where Dominia's : :magical flora and fauna were just testing their wings, so : :to speak, because some of them didn't really have wings. It: :was a remarkable time of strange horribly big scaley : :creatures with fangs and other odd little slimy things that: :were just starting to crawl out of the sea. Okay, so my : :geologic time scale's off--who cares? This is supposed to : :be _magic_! : : : :(Symbol for Precambrian Nights cards: An amoeba) : : : :Featuring: Argothian Fern Folk, Sabre-tooth Dryads, : :Neanderscryb, the deadly Red enchantment Fossilize, : :Giant Amoebas, Primal Ooze, the terrible Drudgeosaurus, : :Tar Pits, Banelish Cavemen, Trilobites, Greater Wyrms : :and Asteroid Strike! : : : : *()* : :Megamalagdodon <2GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG> : : : :Summon Megamalagdodon : :(The undisputed master of the Precambrian Age, the : :Megamalagdodon was SO big, birds nested in its fur, its : :breath was like a tropical storm and nations of : :underevolved protosapiens lived and died between its : :toenails.) : : : : 628/973 : : : : *()* : :Fire-breathing Mice : :Summon Fire-Breathing Mice : :R: Fire-Breathing Mouse gains +1/+0 until end of turn : :(Life in the stone age was pretty much the same as : :it is today, except for the fire-breathing mice.) : : 1/1 : : : : *()* : :Proto-Balloon Brigade <2R> : : : :Summon Goblins : : : : 0: Balloon Brigade gains Flight. Brigade : : dies at the end of turn. : :("No, Torg, it couldn't be simpler! The hot air : :rises, and the big bag goes up! Now, just go into : :the bag and light the fire...") : : 1/1 : : : : : : *()* : :Primordial Ooze <2UU> : : : :Sorcery : : All players reshuffle their hands into : :their libraries and draw seven new cards. Beginning with : :the casting player, each player must play all creatures : :drawn with this spell. The caster may play creatures : :before his Combat phase. All other players must play : :creatures during their upkeep phase. Casting these : :creatures is mandatory and costs no mana. : ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- :The Dink : :As the War of the Brothers wore on, the Mages, warriors of : :the colored magicks of Dominia, learned the wisdom of the : :rat, lemming and rabbit, that quantity, rather than any : :sort of quality, was the only hope for Victory. The Mages : :researched thousands of creatures, mastering the art of : :summoning on a shoestring budget. As time wore on, it : :became unfeasible to summon anything but the smallest, most: :abundant creatures, or you would be overwhelmed by your : :opponent's army, or more and more often, his swarms. : : : :Symbol for The Dink: A white mouse : : : :And now, Wizards of the Coast opens up a new vista of : :inexpensive and completely disposable creatures. In : :The Dink, lovers of 1/1 creatures can truly let themselves : :loose. With a geometrically expanding base of power, who : :will dare challenge the Weenie Mage? : : : :Featuring: Ptagian Doormouse, Sparrow of Kehr Ridges, : :The Floating Eye of Knicknimau, Wall of Thin China, : :Bone Sprite, Rabid Porcupine, Fairy Dragon, Tulip Field, : :Paper Elemental and Benalish Hero! : : : : : : : : : :Ephemerid Generator <4> : :Artifact : :3 and Tap: Place an Ephemerid creature counter in your : :battle field. Ephemerid is an 0/0 creature. May attack : :and block as per any normal creature, but if ANY spell : :affects counter, it is instantly buried. : : : :In addition, any attack causing 0 damage destroys : :counter (examples: Announcing that Pestilence is being : :empowered with 0 mana, casting an 0-point fireball, : :or blocking with a 0/X creature. Creatures enchanted to : :inflict no damage count as 0-point attacks. : : : :(Wishes may be given shape, though they be no more lasting : :than a dream.) : : : : *()* : :Strength of One : :Enchantment : :Controller may sacrifice creatures of toughness 1 or less : :to prevent 1 point of damage to any creature. : : : : *()* : :Firefly : :Summon Firefly : :Flying : :Firefly becomes a 3/1 creature if any attack kills it. : :Damage is inflicted retroactively; If Firefly gains : :First Strike ability, it would still die if its damage : :bonus destroys opponent creature. : : 1/1 : : *()* : : : :Stainless Steel Rat : :Summon Rat : : 1/1 : ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- :Age of Masochismia : :Not long after the Age of Antiquities, but not too awfully : :long before the Time of Darkness, the Brothers were : :overthrown and the Wizard Ashnod of Coumbajj siezed the : :throne of Dominia. As is traditional, the reigning King : :of Dominia was given authority over the curriculum of the : :Great University of Leng, and all Wizards of the Kingdom : :slowly began to learn Ashnod's painful variety of Magic... : : : :Note from the Wizards: Some of our players were stunned : :by the decision to discontinue many of the Djinns and : :Efreets from Arabia, and many were heartbroken by the : :Lost Kingdom expansion's cancellation of the Copper Tablet.: :Well, we hope you're happy. : : : :Symbol for Age of Masochismia: A flail : : : :Featuring: Ashnod's Engine of Destruction, Jury-Rigged : :Crossbow, Glyph of Anthrax, Dwarven Hangover, Flagellating : :Martyrs, Hunger Strike and Double-Edged Sword! : : : : : : : :Backstabbing Mercenaries : :Summon Mercenaries : :When attacking, Mercenaries inflict 1 damage on controller.: : 3/2 : : : : *()* : :Goblin Turncoat : :Summon Goblin : :After controller's combat stage, Goblins may be controlled : :by any player for a cost of <1> mana. Multiple control : :attempts are possible, Goblins reverting to control of : :spender of last mana. : : : : 2/1 : : : : *()* : :Apprentice Sorcerer : :Summon Sorcerer : :: Inflict 1 damage on any target. Opponent may : :inflict up to 6 damage on any target. : : 1/7 : :("Oops!") : ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- :Endless Hours of Children's Telivision Workshop Programming: : : :Every day in Dominia, from 10:00 AM until 6:00 PM, the : :crystal balls in the Great Wizard's castles are bombarded : :with...messages. Images. Scenes of dancing red monsters, : :terrible purple lizards. Pleading and wailing from beyond : :the realm of blessed sunlight. : : : :No, this isn't the Dark. : : : :This is much, much worse. : : : :Symbol for Endless Hours set: a green street sign : : : :Featuring: Insatiable Blue Monster, Greater Bird of : :Paradise, Wall of Occupied Trash Cans, Fuzzy Brown Mammoth,: :Speedy Delivery, Ms. A through Mr. Z (1/1, Bands with : :Letterpersons), Glyph of Literacy, Goblins of Fuzzypuppet : :and Cute Little Children! : : : :Barneysaurus GGBBUU : :(Summon Legend) : :May only be killed by Cute Little Children : :or creatures in a band with Cute Little Children. : :("Let's pretend we're a force of destruction!") : : 11/12 : : *()* : : : :Sesame Street : :(Land) : :Tap and place a counter on Sesame Street: : :gain X colorless mana, where X is the number : :of counters. Sesame Street is Buried when : :counters exceed five. : :("Today, we're going to learn about numbers.") : : : : *()* : :Mr. Roger's Neighborhood : :(Legendary Land) : :All damage inflicted while Mr. Roger's Neighborhood : :is tapped is reduced to 0. Mr. Roger's Neighborhood : :may only be tapped during Upkeep phase. : : : :Presense of the Master II WWW : :(Enchantment) : :No creature may be brought into play if a creature : :of that type is already in playing field. : :("And do you know WHY you're special? There's no-one in the: :world quite like you.) : ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- : : -----------------------------------------------------------