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Here are just a couple of the modifications to Homo sapiens (and don't it seem like the sapiens part is a little generous sometimes?) to make us a stronger, better species. I expect all my followers to work towards the achievement of these goals.
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The beverage tubule is designed to ease the consumption of liquids. As man (and woman) has evolved and organized his (and her) societies into more and more complex forms, liquids have continued to take a greater role in everyday life. The beverage tubule, therefore, is a natural evolutionary development that will make beverage consumption more pleasant and more polite.
The tubule remains in a coiled position on the left cheek when not in use (see position A in the diagram). When a beverage is to be consumed, the tube is extended by means of tiny muscles running along its length into the vessel containing the liquid refreshment (see position B).
Two (out of thousands!) obvious benefits:
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The head socket is a general-purpose threaded metallic socket into which a variety of facial gadgets & appliances can be bolted. Most obviously, the head socket means that nevermore will mankind (or womankind) suffer from eyeglasses that slide down the face over the course of the day as the bridge of the nose builds up more and more skin grease. Sun visors, computer displays, headlights, and disinfectant atomizers are among the thousands of possible devices that could secured firmly to the head using the head socket.
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