Experiments With the Psychometricon

Here you see me as I was many years ago. This photo was taken by a research associate while I was performing tests on my invention, the psychometricon. With this device I hoped to explore new dimensions of consciousness and understanding. What I was able to determine after several years of intense study was that spending time listening to very loud music through headphones while sitting in a room lit by strobes & colored spotlights and wearing goggles made from plastic bicycle reflectors makes you confused.

"I've been thinking ... ," I remarked to a colleague during one battery of tests. "I find that hard to believe," he replied.

[ Note: a co-researcher in the Psychometricon project has claimed invention rights to the technology after seeing the description here. Expect a global wave of terror to commence as this struggle heats up. ]

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