Cosmic Awakening
My cosmic awakening.
It was at the very moment this photograph was taken that
I first grasped the eternal unity of all things. Since
then my consciousness has expanded to the point that I
live in a state of total one-ness with each and every
object in the Universe.
This state of being allows me access to a wide range
of other-self experiences. For example, I am one of
the few people who truly Know what a bag of Twinkies
feels like when it's opened, or what sorts of telepathic
conversations quarters have while they wait
inside the machines at suburban coin-op laundries.
It's a good life, this.
