Welcome to the home of the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society ("TCS" among friends). TCS is a newly-formed cult devoted to :
The Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society invites all who yearn for a more fulfilling way to experience the joys of Chiles to join our swelling ranks.
Sound good? We thought it might! If you'd like to
become a member (why be persecuted when you can do the persecuting,
after all?) well then now's your
chance! There might never be a better time to join.
Membership Benefits
Like any normal, sane person, you're probably asking yourself, "Hey,
what's in this for me". Well, good
news! Unlike so many other cults that come and go, like brilliant
shooting stars that within seconds burn away in puffs of black metallic
smoke, the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society is here
to stay. Though our numbers may be few just now, we hold to
the firm belief that one day very soon we'll be able to run rough-shod
over the entire globe, persecuting unbelievers and cultivating chile
plantations where once grew nothing but boring weedy stuff. As a member,
you'll be there to share in our joy and mutual love of spiciness; there
to laugh at the stubborn prisoners made to breakfast on habanero-jelly
pastries; there to share in
Mastery of an all-new New Chilified World!
Attention Nubile Maidens!
Sick and tired of being just another nubile maiden in the crowd? Then
the Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society has just the
thing.
Enlist today
as a novitiate in the fabulous
new Order of Nubile Chile Maidens. It's
fun, it's mystical, and it's the hottest thing
in town!