Order of Nubile Chile Maidens

Membership Application

Congratulations!

You've just made the most important descision of your entire life: you've decided to become a member of one of the most decent, family-valuable organizations in this whole world: the Order of Nubile Chile Maidens. Things are really going to start happening for you now --- and we almost guarantee it!

Your Name: Nubility: High
Extreme
Amazing
Overwhelming
E-mail Address: Favorite Chile:

I am most interested in Chile Maidenhood by the prospects for:
learning about chiles trimming inches from my waistline
getting much, much smarter meeting obsessive people

Address:

City: State/Province:
Country: Postal Code:

Please describe the role Chiles play in your life as a nubile maiden: