New Cards for Dork Sovereigns, the next Jyhad expansion
Here's a few of the new card from Dork Sovereigns...
Pentium Laptop equipment 2 pool
+1.999999999873415 bleed
THC Laced Blood Master out-of-turn
(Picture; a spaced-out guy smoking a joint, Duck sneaking up behind him)
Play when a vampire successfully hunts. The vampire immediatly untaps
and attempts to bleed a random Methuselah. On subsequent turns, the
vampire must hunt until she is at full capacity. (Munchies!)
Overeaters Anonymous Master - Unique Location 2 pool
(Picture; a stream of really, *really* fat people walking out of a
building. Igo- the Hungry lurks in an alley nearby with a huge grin...)
All your vampires gain +1 blood when hunting. Any vampire can burn
Overeaters Anonymous as a (D) action, gaining 1 blood if successful.
Abstract art painting unique equipment 1 pool
(Picture; Uriah Winter holding a bizzare painting in front of him,
hiding behind it. Anneke is staring at it raptly, an assault rifle
lying at her feet.)
Bearer may strike; combat ends if in combat with a Toreador. If so, the
Toreador gains possession of the Painting.
The Count Malkavian 6 capacity
FOR DOM PRE tha
2... 2... 2 wonderful hand damage! Haa haa haa...
Pizza Shift Political action Prince/Justicar
Select a Methuselah who has more pizza than you. Divide up to # slices
among the Methuselahs as you see fit. # is the number of Methuselahs
currently in the game. Successful vote means the pizza is apportioned
as you announced.