Everywhere and Nowhere

My ever expanding pile of memories


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The beginning, Westover AFB, Massachusetts

I was born February 8, 1960 in Holyoke, Massachusetts to Patricia Helen and Erastus Nelson Bishop. According to family legend, my mother won the argument on the way to the hospital and I was named Nelson Charles Bishop, rather than Charles Nelson. (Thank goodness, I got called Charles Nelson Riley way too often anyway).

Dad was an Air Force officer. We moved around a lot, but not as much as some. I define the stages of my early life by where I lived.

My earliest memories are of the house we lived in in Holyoke. I remember painting my tricycle seat green, eating cucumbers straight out of the garden, a nice older couple across the street (I got in trouble for going over there alone) and a toy steamroller. (When I visited in 1976, I was surprised at how small the house was...isn't everyone :)


Harmon AFB, Stephenville, Newfoundland, Canada

Soon after my sister Karen was born, Dad was transferred to Harmon AFB, Newfoundland, Canada. Canada was great. We lived in a long block of homes that connected via the basements. Also in the basement were barred storage areas for each home. They made great jail cells for our games of sherrif and bad guy.

In the winter I remember the snow being over my head, not that my head was all that high. Family legend says that at least once the snow drifts were so high that Dad had to climb out of a second story window to go to work.

I remember watching "The Friendly Giant" (1) (2) "Fireball XL-5" (1) (2) (3) and some children's show in french on television.

Once I got in trouble for stealing a rose from the next block of houses to give to my mom.

Our basement was finished in a really funky wallboard. Orange with musical instruments, sort of a jazz theme. It was like that when we got there, I wonder who did it.

I started school at Harmon elementary. I was really too young for kindergarten, but preschool was full, so kindergarten it was. I learned to read on Dick and Jane.

Family legend: Dad split the cost of a gross of condoms with another lieutenant. They were the "coin" type. I woke Mom one morning and said, "Mommy these are crummy balloons". I'd tried to blow up all 72.

My last memory of Canada is being in the bathroom at the airport. I heard airplane engines starting and ran out crying "don't leave me". I don't remember whether I remembered to zip up or not :)

Two of the record albums Dad bought in Newfoundland saw much play in the years to come, "Singalong Jubilee" and Catherine McKinnon "Voice of an Angel". When I left for college, I recorded four albums from Dad's collection, these two and two by Billy Edd Wheeler (Voice of an Angel is available from CD-Now")


Offutt AFB, Bellevue, Nebraska

Dad's next assignment was Offutt AFB in Nebraska. We lived off base in Bellevue, 806 Bellevue Blvd So. This was to be the longest we lived in one place.

I attended Wake Robin elementary school, kindergarten thru the first week of 5th grade. I had to repeat kindergarten because I wasn't old enough. They taught me to read again.

While I was in the third grade, a wing was added to Wake Robin. Half the school had to attend Birchcrest elementary via bus. I hated Birchcrest and I hated riding the bus. To this day, I think bussing kids is needless cruelty.

Third grade was also the year I stopped going by Charlie and started using Nelson. I attribute much of my later academic success to this change. I think the teachers unconsciously assumed a kid with a name like Nelson must be smart, treated me as if I was smart and eventually I lived up to expectations. This theory is probably baloney, but it's mine.

Fourth grade I had one of my best teachers, Mrs. Cadwallader. After my parents, she was probably the biggest influence on my love of reading and Science. We were reading from Skylines, the highest 5th grade reader.

In 1968, my sister Tricia was born. I thought she was pretty neat.

In 1969 Dad was assigned to Thailand for a year. This was probably the most difficult year for my family of my young life. Mom was under a lot of stress and inevitably, some of that stress made its way to us.


Carswell AFB, Ft Worth, Texas

We moved to Ft Worth, Texas in 1970 in anticipation of Dad's next assignment. We lived off base for a year and I attended E. Ray Elementary. They didn't know what to do with a 5th grader who had already read Skylines. But heaven forbid they let me do 6th grade work. Instead, they kept me "on grade level" by having me waste time working thru some SRA reading program. Sorry if I sound bitter, but I can't help but wonder where I'd be today if I hadn't had the misfortune of spending six years in four substandard Texas public schools.

In 1970, we moved to base housing adjacent to Carswell, 224 Billy Mitchell if I recall correctly. I attended Monnig Middle School, 6th through 8th grades. Once again I had to ride the bus. Better get out of school fast so you could get a seat near the front of the bus or you had to sit in the back with the "tough" kids.

In 1973, we moved to on base housing, on McRoberts St. The house with the hole in the wall. It was a duplex converted into a four bedroom by cutting an arch between the two living rooms. This resulted in a long hallway that just begged for sliding in your socks. I had one of the former master bedrooms, biggest bedroom I ever had.

Perhaps the biggest advantage was that for the first time, Karen and Tricia did not have to share a bedroom. The sibling rivalry had been a bit intense before, but now they were at opposite ends of the house.

So we wouldn't have to change schools, Karen and I rode our bikes off base every day to catch the bus near our previous home. After a while, we got smart and made a friend nearer the gate so we didn't have to bike so far.

Our last summer at Carswell, I took my first computer class. Apparently the computer centre had a fire just before class began. We ended up using ancient even then Friden 5610s. But I fell in love anyway.


Dyess AFB, Abilene, Texas

In 1974, we moved to Dyess AFB, Abilene Texas. I attended Madison Jr High and Cooper High.

It was at Madison that I began my love affair with languages. I took Latin as a sort of college prep class. Suddenly, all that English grammar teachers had been trying to drum into me for years made sense. I understood the difference between adjectives and adverbs for the first time. The next year, I doubled up and took both Latin and Spanish. With a year of Latin under my belt, Spanish was a breeze. I sat near the back of the first row. A senior who sat near the front at the other side of the classroom once told me, "When you write an answer on your paper, 30 seconds later I copy it from the guy next to me"

It was at Cooper that I met the three people who would be my closest college friends. Shelly Stewart, Phil Roberts and James Wells. Shelly and Phil lived on my street, we formed the nucleus of a sort of nerd herd. Most afternoons after school, we would gather at one or another of our houses and play Acquire for hours on end and listen to Bill Cosby records. In the summer, we built model rockets and launched them in the field behind my house.


RAF Woodbridge, Woodbridge, Suffolk, England

What can I say, RAF Woodbridge was without a doubt the best place we were ever stationed. In spite of some family frictions, in spite of being cut off from American culture, in spite of teenage angst, in spite of being in the middle of nowhere, far from the nearest city, in spite of everything,
Woodbridge was the best.

Woodbridge was such a small school it was pretty easy to make a name for myself. I got some laughs doing the Bill Cosby monologues I'd filled my head with in Abilene. I was the class "brain" (pardon me if I'm overly proud that Mr. Brooks had to throw out my chemistry scores before figuring the curve). I was pretty nerdy, I wore not one but two calculators on my hip. One was better for chemistry and the other better for trig.

At the beginning of 1977, I got my hands on a computer again. It was an InterData minicomputer (model 16/32 if I remember correctly). Three clunky old teletypes with paper tape readers. Since I was pretty much in Mr Brook's good graces, he let me loose on the computer. I spent hours typing in BASIC programs from People's Computer Club tabloids. I learned enough to "teach" a computer class the next year (OK, so technically, it was independent study, but I was in charge)


University of Texas at Austin

After Woodbridge, I attended the University of Texas at Austin. My closest friends were some brats I knew from Dyess AFB in Abilene.

I met the future Mrs Barber-Bishop, Patti while playing guitar in one of the stairwells at the dorm. We married in May of '81 between my junior and senior years. I surprised my mother by not dropping out.

I worked for the stereotypical absent minded professor my last two years of college. I used to have to remind him to go teach his classes. I was one of the few undergraduate research assistants, shared an office with a couple of grad students. Even had one of the rare computer terminals. I finished college in four years and graduated with honors. (They tightened up the Computer Science curriculum the year after I left :)


Execucom Systems Corp, Austin,Texas

After college, I worked for Execucom Systems Corp, writing financial planning software for the early IBM pc. Looking back, Execucom was a big mistake, a company in a long slow decline, but in all I spent 7 years there.

As Patti neared graduation, she became more and more distant. The marriage ended after only three years.

I met my second wife, Margo Carr on a computer dating board. We bought a house together in '85. A few months later, I got caught in one of the layoffs that were such a part of the Execucom exeperience. I took a job at Lockheed's Austin division and married Margo in '86.

I was surprised at the quality of the people I worked with at Lockheed, but I hated the secrecy. I spent only 14 months at Lockheed before jumping at the chance to return to Execucom.

The triple whammy hit with the death of my father, another layoff at Execucom and Margo filing for divorce all within a few months.


National Instruments, Austin, Texas

I found a job at National Instruments within a few weeks. I wrote support software for the test and measurment industry.

In my leisure time, I am a terminal techie. I play games, surf the net or hang out on IRC for hours on end. When I have extra money, I buy and refurbish old computers to give away.

I have an abiding interest in the history of technology, especially computers. For a while, I collected vintage radios. I still have a decent collection, but I don't really maintain or use them anymore. I've moved on, now I collect rotary phones of all things. In July of 2002, I was online late one night. An online acquaintance was complaining about her situation, no job, moved back in with the parents, etc. I was just about to start work on the floors in my spare room. "You can have my spare room" I offered as I often did. But to my surprise, she accepted my offer.

Sonja arrived in Austin in early August. From the beginning, we got along very well. And we just grew closer as time went on. We were and are the best of friends. She used my home as a safe place to get her life in order and grow stronger.

A year later, Sonja had to return to Phoenix for personal reasons. I was sort of in limbo. Although we were the best of friends, we had never quite worked out whether there was romance between us. For a while, it seemed like Sonja would be able to return to Austin in just a few months. But alas, it didn't work out that way.


Phoenix

My first day of work 2004, I received a courtesy email from my manager. "Your Bperformance evaluation will be unsatisfactory." I was rather depressed. That's not to say I didn't deserve it, I had been a total slacker. I was not looking forward to six months under the microscope and working my butt off for a better review.

The next day, the price of my stock options jumped up about 5 dollars after being stagnant for months. "Could this be a sign?" I thought about it all day and all night. The next morning, I sold all my options.

That afternoon, I went for my review. My manager was looking rather somber, sort of, "I hate giving a bad review, but I have to do it."

"Did you read the copy of your review I sent you?"
"No. Are you going to pay me to quit?"
"What!?"
"Are you going to pay me to quit?"
"What? No! At least not yet"
"That's OK, I quit anyway!", and handed over my letter of resignation.

After saying "What?" and "Are you sure?" a few times, he threw away the review with, "Well, I guess we don't need this anymore!"

Once my final two weeks at NI were over, my mental health improved tremendously. I started losing weight because I wasn't stress eating. It took me about three months to get everything ready and say my goodbyes to Austin. I moved to Phoenix and shared an apartment with Sonja.

Phoenix was an interesting experience. Yes indeed, it is hot as hell. You learn to stay indoors during the day and only go out at night.

We were lucky to have some terrific neighbours in George and Peggy North. We shared a nice shaded patio with them. Many an evening we would sit outside sipping beerz and just chatting. Though George and I don't agree on a lot of things, especially when it comes to politics, I am proud to call him my friend. And Peggy is just a delightful woman with a very infectious laugh.

I also got to spend some time with Sonja's son. Whew, that kid has some energy! Tough to keep up with. And the typical little boy's attention span...always ready to jump to the next activity. That is until I discovered his passion. Give him a shovel and a big sandbox and he will happily spend hours digging and building forts and roads!

The best thing about Phoenix was taking classes at Estrella Mountain Community College. I hadn't been to school in over 20 years. But I kicked ass! I only missed one question on one test in Psychology. Even in Accounting I managed to pull an A.


Return to Austin

But Austin was calling me home. Due to a variety of cicumstances, the stock option money ran out faster than expected. My house refused to sell, so I was paying mortgage in Austin and rent in Phoenix. It was time to regroup. As soon as I finished fall classes, I moved back to Austin. Sonja joined me there (actually she went first and had the house nicely decorated by the time I got there).

A couple of months after I returned to Austin I tripped going around the corner toward my front door. Busted my ankle seven ways from Sunday. Spent 3 months reduced to hopping wherever I went. When I was finally able to walk again it was such a joy!

So now, I am in the final stages of recovering from the broken ankle. I'm hoping to find a job before I have to cash in my 401k. And after all that...I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up :)


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