La Vida Jello
(to the tune of La Vida Loca as sung by Ricky Martin)
She's got a superstition
Lime green is the best of all
I've got a premonition,
It splats when it hits the wall
She's into new sensation
New taste of Jello lite
She's got a new addiction
for every day and night.
She'll make you take your clothes off
Even though it seems insane
She'll make you bathe in Jello
Says it takes away the pain,
Even though it leaves a staaaaaain.
Upside inside out
she's living la vida Jello
She'll watch it jiggle round
she's living la vida Jello
He lips are cherry red
And her nails are strong as Hell Oh!
she will wear you out
living la vida Jello
Woke up in New York City
in a funky vat of lime
she took my heart and she stole my mixer
and a bowl that I thought was mine
She never gels with water
She makes you cook with French Champagne
and once you've had a taste of it
you'll never be the same
it'll make you go insane.
Upside inside out
she's living la vida Jello
she'll watch it jiggle round
she's living la vida Jello
He lips are cherry red
And her nails are strong as Hell Oh!
she will wear you out
she's living la vida Jello
living la vida Jello
She'll make you take your clothes of
even though it seems insane.
She'll make you bathe in Jello,
says it takes away the pain
even though it leaves a staaaaaain!
Upside inside out
she's living la Vida Jello
she'll watch it jiggle round
she's living la Vida Jello
He lips are cherry red
And her nails are strong as Hell Oh!
she will wear you out
she's living la vida Jello
living la vida Jello
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