Dead babies What is worse than nailing a dead baby to a tree? Having to rip it off. What is worse than finding seven dead babies in a trash can? Finding one dead baby in SEVEN trash cans! What is worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one in the middle. Eating its way out. And what is worse than that? When it gets out, it eats its way back in again. What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can unload one of them with a pitchfork. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. What is white and red and pink and sits in a corner? A baby chewing razor blades. And what is white and red and pink and green and sits in a corner? The same baby, two weeks later. Mommy, Mommy Mommy, mommy, how do you make hamburger? Shut up and put your hand in the meat grinder. Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe! Shut up and keep swimming. Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf? Shut up and comb your face. Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to China! Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, mommy, can I play with grandpa? No, that would be the fourth time you dug him up already. Mommy, mommy, Baby is eating the raisins off the sticky brown paper. !

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