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is the Wildcard formally known as
Splatter

       The One Right Weird Rev. Tom TaTom, agent-for-hire.
                Will do industrial espionage, assassinations,
                        and birthday parties (by appointment only). 
                                Ask about Our "Precious Metals Discount"
Daytime phone number: 411
Evening phone number: 911

E-mail address: splatter@io.com

Business Address: N.N.N. is on hiatus, officially. In its' previous incarnation (Ncendiary Ntertainment Ncorporated), I provided band management, public relations, promotions, booking, etc. Until last summer, the bills were paid by a division (Columbia Records) of a benevolent, omnipresent corporate entity (Sony Music). Even though I worked in the music/entertainment industry, or maybe because I did, I've only got a few music and broadcasting links.

I went full-time at Mindspring Enterprises in the summer of '96, providing technical support for our dial-up customers. I learned a lot in Support and have learned a great deal more in my newest responsibility as Abuse Investigator. I couldn't ask for a better place to work or a better group of people with which to work. Our task in Abuse is making sure our customers comply with MindSpring's Appropriate Use Policy.

I'm also pleased to report the unveiling of my first professional attempt at web-site creation. I've put up a page for my dad's engineering firm, Engineering Analysis Incorporated.

Here are some quips & quotes, excerpted from my .plan file, the predecessor of the Web page. Also from my .plan from HELL: Ten Pretty Good Rules.
If you're looking for more than one-liners, you might start out with these links.
If you're the type that believes that a picture is worth a thousand words, check out this "novella".
Whether or not you know what you're looking for, here is a good place to start looking.
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