TEN PRETTY GOOD RULES

(not sure who I stole these from)

  1. Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig likes it.
  2. Never argue with an idiot; people watching might not be able to tell the difference.
  3. Observe everything; admire nothing.
  4. It's easier to obtain forgiveness than it is permission.
  5. Never resist an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
  6. Don't ask the question if you can't live with the answer.
  7. Things are never so small that they can't be blown out of proportion.
  8. Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
  9. If you don't know what you're doing, you won't know when to quit.
  10. Never look back unless you intend to go that way.