FDA Kabal

"Sure, I can give you a description... an accurate description, well..."

The FDA Kabal reveres Saint BP Dude, the RUBBER PEACH and several Things Not To Be Mentioned In Lower Case.

This was/shall be the FDA Kabal home page fnord. I'm going to try to make this a central clearing house for home pages of Discordians and Discordian wierdness. Yes, I know this is impossible. That's why I'm trying to do it. Feel free to join in on my idiocy; email me with URLs you think should go here.

Discordian Texts

Principia Discordia

This is the Magnum Opiate of Malaclypse the Younger, and the closest thing to a bible Discordians have. Not that all Discordians revere it, of course.

Discordian Solitaire

A game of rule-making and rule-breaking for two people.

Liber FruFru

A transcript of the words of the Chosen One, Saint Loki FruFru. Loki FruFru is a purple rabbit and a close personal friend of mine. It is much more effective when read aloud.

Discordianism: the Hidden Threat

First, an opposing viewpoint...

The Book of Markov

The unpublished part of the New Testament.

The Annotated Book of Markov

This is the scholarly edition of the above, annotated by Dan "Butt Man" Jacobson.

The Five Seasons and thier Apostles

The text on the Seventy-Two Secret Herbs and Spices is deferred for later.

Catmas

Like Dogmas, yet completely different.

The Law of Fives and the 6502 Microprocessor

Shub Internet! Ia! Black Beast of a Thousand Nodes!

The CSEA Affair

Must be seen to be read.

Book of Saints

I disagree.

Pineal Gland

Learn about it. Live it. Breathe it. Snort it.

Prettiest One Song

Much better than the Barney song.

HyperDischordia

True HTML strangeness! Try clicking on the links as quickly as possible.

HyperWierdness

An honorary Discordian hypertext. Fun to lick.

FNORD definition

Next we will define "Zen".

Discordian Quotes

We don't need no steenking sources!

Portable Discordian Temples

With Gong F00bar PPP -- in COLOR!

ACD's Discordianism

What would the Web be without circular links? A lot less like an apple!

Discordian Cabals

Grudnuk in Extremis Cabal, Terra

Ungh.

Heretic disOrder of the Golden Apple

**insert standard CDA disclaimer here**

MAe, Hemm, & Kakofoni Productions

Soda rips my flesh. Fizz!

The Illuminati

The oldest conspiracy ever, except for that one involving an apple...

FDA Kabal

Every Web page needs a recursive link.

Bavarian Illuminati Motorcycle Club

Leather Biker Chicks in Tights! Hott Bi Babes!

F.N.O.R.D.

One of the biggest Cabals I've ever encountered. Lots of neat links.

Temple of Eris

Lots of k001 links.

the Goucher Hairboys

Need I say more?

Kiwi Cabal

Not really a Cabal, but I put it here anyway. Nyahh.

Order of the Blunted Sword

Actually, there's no information on this, so instead this links to info on Cabals in general. This should be in the "texts" section, but it isn't. Bite me.

The 5-College Discordian Society of Saint Rufus

A tiny cabal. The number of members isn't a multiple of five.

The Virtual Order of Interstellar Discordia

Cross-Platform Multimedia Access for YOU!

The Society For The Promotion of Surrealism

Ouch.

I.G.G.L.E.

Wiggle. Piggle..